SquishyBeaver
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Fucking Awesome
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Libertarian
Classic Rock/Progressive Rock Bands

Squishy-Beaver (Fucking Awesome) is a Floridian resident, libertarian, Miami Dolphins anti-fan, classic rock and progressive rock enthusiast, and awesome. He is ranked as a Type 3 on the Bristol Stool Chart