Hi! I'm Jacob. I'm a frequent Wikipedia user, so I thought, why not sign up?

Jacob
Born (1995-03-31) March 31, 1995 (age 29)
NationalityAmerican
♂This user is male.
This user is an atheist.
This user identifies as gay.
ADHDThis user has ADHD.
YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.
This user is a teacher.
This user teaches at a secondary school.
tThis user blogs on Tumblr as 2048speedrun.
This user is an American.
This user is a citizen of the U.S. State of Louisiana.
This user loves Avril Lavigne and thinks she is
The Best Damn Thing
LSU
Fighting Tigers
This user is a Louisiana State University Alumni
BAThis user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in French.
AriesThis user is an Aries.
This user was born in the Year of the Boar.
theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
than
then
This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
y'allThis user thinks y'all serves a useful purpose as a second-person plural pronoun, and would like to see y'all use it more often.
"...,"For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."
This user ardently opposes all forms of RACISM.
This user wishes they had a boyfriend.
BkThis user's favourite colour is black.
This user is of Cajun ancestry.
This user is of French ancestry.
🇩🇪This user is of German ancestry.
ISTJThis user's MBTI type is ISTJ.
This user is interested in linguistics.
This user owns a Nintendo Switch
This user proudly owns a Nintendo 3DS.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!
This user eats sushi.
This user is a baritone.
This user enjoys rock music.
This user enjoys country music.
dnbThis user likes Drum & Bass.
This user enjoys House music!
majority

ad populum fallacy
Although this user acknowledges the logical fallacy ad populum, they do not think that it applies to human language, and recognise that the majority determines grammatical "right" and "wrong".