I identify as a troll... or a half-troll at least.
But I don't troll...
Frankly, I find the horrendous prejudice against trolls all quite offensive.
We're not all driven by malice nor even the lulz.
Many of us don't even cause trouble at all. Who needs to cause strife when humanity has it in abundance?
... But then we're the quiet ones. Nobody notices the quiet ones.

Not that it matters.
You probably felt revulsion the moment I called myself a troll.
But that is how I identify, and I refuse to be ashamed of it.
Just because I feed on negativity doesn't mean I'm not a decent person.