Soccerbling edit
Soccerbling is the username of B-DOG, an amazing athlete who is a regular user of wikipedia. He is also a major Chelsea FC fan. Down with Manchester United!!!!!
B-DOG-DAZZLE edit
B-DOG-DAZZLE is an alias to protect the true identity of Soccerbling, but he is not of any serious importance. He competes in many sporting events for his soccer team (which will not be named for privacy reasons) such as soccer, track and field, football and basketball. His two favorite are soccer and track. In soccer, B-DOG-DAZZLE plays center mid and was made MVP of the year for his soccer team team. In track, he competes in the distance event such as- 800m, 1600m, 3200m, and his personal favorite, the 4x800m. He is now competing and a state level (and is only a freshmen) in the following events- 1600m, and 3200m. His P.R. (personal record) for the 1600m is 4:55:12 and his P.R. for the 3200m is 10:23:65. He is a dedicated runner and wishes to someday compete in the olympics. Below: one of B-DOG-DAZZLE's track meets.
Intrest History and Origin edit
B-DOG-DAZZLE's intrests in sports started when he was a little lad. He started out as a baseball player at the age of four and finally decided that he sucked at it so much (since he believes baseball is not even a sport, if you can drink a beer during it, then its not even a sport) there was no point in still playing and took up basketball and football when he turned the age of six. As he grew older (one year) he realized that soccer (futball) was the real sport and it immediatly became his favorite. After playing soccer for 7 years, he realized that he was an amazing runner and could school anyone in a long distance race. He than took up track and field at his high school and is now setting many records at the middle school he is attending.
| Other names Soccerbling has gone by | Origin |
|---|---|
| Lil' Scrapp Dogg | Called himself this after being brainwashed by 50 Cent, Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz |
| The Soccer Machine | A friend called him this after beating him in a game of indoor soccer |
| Butch | Stole it from a friend who made a webpage about himself. See Mr. Æwesome |
| Brokeback B-DOG | Named this temporarily after being breaking his back while breakdancing. B-DOG-DAZZLE was extremely pissed off when called this and threw a punch and a kid and knocked him out. |
| Speed Demon | A name given to him after breaking his eighth grade mile and a half record. |
| M-Dog-Fashizzle | Another name stolen from one of his many friends. |
| Derik Zoolander | Convinced his parents that they actually named him this instead of his actual name. |
| Valhallo, Thunder Hammer of the War Gods | A name he gave himself after defeating his number one rival in a 1600m race and also stolen from Mr. Æwesome. |
| Eternal Dragon of Purging Flame and God Like Speed | An extension on the previous name and also stolen from Mr. Æwesome |
| Alien Cow | An internet username Soccerbling used for a while and also stolen from Mr. Æwesome. |
The origin of the name "Soccerbling" is simple. He's a gangster with bling, and he plays soccer.
Friends and Acquaintances edit
Soccerbling has many friends and acquaintances. He has three main groups of friends. One group is strictly school friends (friends he has made at school). One group is strictly athletic friends (friends he has made in sporting events and teams) and the another of his close neighbor friends (friends that Soccerbling has made in his neighborhood but all go to different schools). He is sad to say that he does have one nerdy aquaintance (the kid with the red, to long of hair found in the picture), though this is not entirly his fault as his aquaintance became a nerd after trying to be his nerdy brother, some stupid kid that is a poser at the bass guitar-
Musik edit
Just like any other human on this earth, Soccerbling is listens to musik. In his leisure time, he listens to rap (such as 50 Cent, Lil' Jon, Yung Joc, ect), but his favorite band/group is Hellogoodbye Musik is everything to Soccerbling while he works out, goes to practice, and getting pumped for a game or track meet. On his "GameDay" playlist he has the following: Remember the Name-Fort Minor; Disposable Heros-Metallica; Master of the Puppets-Metallica; Hysteria-Muse; Don't Tread on This-Duece feat. Big Hawk; The Second Coming- Juelz Santana.
Favorite Genres- Techno, Rap, Pop, Metal, British Pop, and of course Rock
Lifestyle/Clothing edit
Some clothing SoccerBling has seen to be wearing has been adidas, Nike, Hollister, Aeropostale, American Eagle. While participating in sports and the fitness lifestyle, he wears adidas and Nike though there is a constant war in his mind wich one he prefers over the two.
He often wears adidas and Nike to school but will prefer to present a "preppy" appearance at school. His prefered clothing brands at school are Hollister and Aeropostale but also wears American Eagle.