A | Slumgum likes Arsenal FC |
ST FC |
Slumgum thinks Shrewsbury Town are getting better. |
SB SP |
Slumgum has a pet snail named Gary |
IV | Slumgum dislikes Ivan Drago |
49 | Slumgum is untouchable |
W↑ HO |
Slumgum won't be fooled again |
S | Slumgum's mother has gone out to fetch a quart of milk |
1 | Slumgum likes Fernando Alonso |
KAISER 5 |
Slumgum is a big fan of Franz Beckenbauer |
V | Slumgum thinks Tauntauns smell bad on the inside |
FC | Slumgum is an employee of the Paper St. soap co, but never talks about it |
90 | Slumgum can remember when England nearly won the World Cup |
Abbey Road |
Slumgum thinks Her Majesty is a pretty nice girl |
84 | Slumgum believes that the answer lies in the proles |
A | Slumgum escaped from a high-security military stockade ten years ago. |
Stone Roses |
The past was yours, but the future's Slumgum's. |
17 | Slumgum dislikes Cristiano Ronaldo |
L v è b |
Slumgum is earning enough points to win a tank |
FCB | Slumgum doesn't dive because he is not a woman |
FT | Slumgum wants to kick Len Brennan up the arse |
ZIDANE 10 |
Slumgum doesn't endorse headbutting |
S-M | Slumgum's webbing is artificial, not organic |
E | Slumgum doubts McClaren will do as well as Sven but hopes he will do better |
• | Slumgum's had Jap, and will never have crap |