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Benny Worm in his Natural Habitat

The Religion of Bennyism

Blue Lobster in Kikini Bottom. Circa 1965

Introduction

The Religion of Bennyism was founded very recently in the Fall of 2023. Its belief spreads off of the worshipping and rituals of the three great Bennyism gods. Benny Worm himself is the forefront of the religion, serving as its mascot, one of three holy gods, and the name itself.

History

The History of Bennyism is a complex and widespread topic. It dives down rabbit holes and long winding paths of demigods and important history and figures. Bennyism was formed on the night of November 8th, 2023, under the Blood Moon that night. It brought together many characters and figures once separated vastly in timelines and worlds. The three gods, The Borax, Blue Lobster and Benny Worm, came together on the peak of Mt. Rogers, and swore an oath to the religion and the people who worship it. It formed three levels of organization, the Gods, Demigods, and the Lords. All three of these levels became holy figures in the religion. Bennyism still is worshipped to this day and holds a massive celebration on November 8th each year with candles, fireworks and presents.

Overview

Bennyism was created with the purpose of providing a sanctuary to all who do not feel welcome into any other religion. It is not a demanding religion, and only asks of love and peace to all who celebrate the religion. Although Bennyism may not be a large religion, it has proven to be a fun and enjoyable experience to those who decide to take on the adventure. Worshippings are usually held on Friday afternoons in dedicated Churches to Bennyism. These buildings can be anything, the shed or treehouse in your back yard, your living room, and if you are really dedicated to Bennyism you can even rent out a real church for services. The world is your oyster in Bennyism.

The Gods, Demigods and the Lords.

Bennyism is split into three holy levels. The Gods are the highest level, the Demigods are the second holiest, and the lords are the third. The three gods include: The Borax, Blue Lobster and Benny Worm who came together to form this great religion. The Demigods include many important figures in the formation of Bennyism such as: Plankton, Mr.Fookleberry, Güb, Ronnie, Red Lobster, and the Green Owl. The Last tier of holiness are the lords. Lords make up 75% of the Holy Few, and include many such as: Thunder McKing, Napoleon Bonaparte, Smurf Cat, Dusty Crophopper, Amir "Big Boy", "The GOAT" The entire corporation of Wafflehouse, and Satan. The Lords and Demigods are not as commonly celebrated as there are too many. The Anti-Benny is Cupcake the Pitbull who has torn up 18 orphanages, 13 daycares, 9 preschools, 8 retirement homes, 14 elementary schools, 7 McDonalds Playplaces, 4 Hospitals, and 2 Middle Schools. He is a threat to all society and the Benny Religion as he has been seen seeking out Bennyists and destroying entire families. Some practices have been observed such as burning or stomping on a picture of Cupcake or cleansing their own dogs with Benny Water.

Benny Worm's Origin

Benny Worm was created by the artist "Jack Stauber." He is a pinkish earthworm who wears sunglasses and smiles all day long. We celebrate the life of Benny Worm through prayers and dances.

The Borax Origins

The Borax was summoned in the Bruffula Valley a very long time ago. He traveled many miles to meet on the peak of Mt. Rodgers to form Bennyism. The Borax speaks for the slime and his famous sentence "I am the Borax, I speak for the slime, please... I am homeless, all I need is a dime." shows the love and passion the Borax contributes to our religion.

Blue Lobster Origins

Blue Lobster was born in Kikini Kottom, with his brother, Mr. Crabs. He grew up and waged war on his evil brother Mr. Crabs for destroying the crab race in Kikini Kottom and selling them in his burgers. He got the help of Plankton to defeat his brother. They soon traveled together to Mt. Rodgers to from Bennyism.

Notable Events

The Attack on the Cathedral of Benny, November 18th, 2023

The Siege on Bennyville, November 15th 2023,

The Uprising of the Lumberjacks, November 16th, 2023

The Downfall of the Crusty Crab, May 14th, 2022, (Pre-Bennyism)

The gleaning upon Mt. Fookleberry, November 28th, 2023.

Criticism/Controversies

Many accusations have befallen Bennyism and its people. None of them have held any truth. The Siege on Bennyville was a major attack launched against the Holy City of Bennyville on November 15th, 2023. It was caused due to a mispreading of information that Benny Worm was hiring Blue Jays to kill his earthworm friends. These accusations proved to be false.

Future Outlook

Bennyism shall continue to grow for years to come. We hope to become more welcome and respected in society.

References and External Links:

Benny Worm Origin Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPpeO_GbKrc

The Lorax Movie: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1482459/

Blue Lobster Origin Video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BPMoXJ0ex4w