Salami59

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This user drives a rusty piece of junk.

This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?

This user owns a Nokia phone.

³This user is still waiting for Half-Life 3.

This user likes crowbars.
Maybe a li’l too much

This user loves Genoa salami.

This user avoids the noid.

This user drinks
water regularly.

This user lives in the middle of Nowhere.

This user works at Los Pollos Hermanos.

This user likes to sleep.

This user has witnessed the light turn off inside their refrigerator.

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