This user is a new wiki-gnome, though he has been using Wikipedia for years. He also feels rather silly writing about himself in third-person encyclopedic voice.

Miscellany
This user has a website, which can be found here.
This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.
This user graduated from Northern Illinois University with a B.S. Math.
This user graduated from UW-Milwaukee with an M.A. Linguistics.
This user has two academic degrees.
6×9=42This user jokes in base 13.
This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.
MST3K This user is a MSTie.
This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.
This user is interested in their family history.
This user is a certified scuba diver.
This user plays ultimate.
This user plays with a full deck.
D'NIThis user plays the Myst series.
This user settled Catan.
This user understands biological evolution.
Music
perc-3This user is an advanced percussionist.
This user plays the marimba.
✝♫This user enjoys Christian music.
This user listens to comedy music.
This user enjoys singing.
[[Image:NonFreeImageRemoved.svg<|40px]]This user sings Bass & Tenor in his local Barbershop Chorus.
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