Hola, konichiwa, guten tag, and hello. Sorry if I misspelled anything but I don't speak Japanese and I can't put accented letters in this. Those are all the ways I know to say hello. DON'T JUDGE ME!!! I like bacon, cheese, comedy movies, and oh yeah, I'm a guy. I love sci-fi movies and fantasy novels. I am mildly obsessed with Godzilla, Star Wars, Star Trek, and I wish I were a super-cool Ninja dude. I love the following TV shows: Scrubs, Mythbusters, Naruto, One Piece, Friends, Seinfeld, Da Ali G Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, How I Met Your Mother, and I think that Jimbo Wales is god.DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
 | Today is 2 November 2024 |
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| I | This user is a fan of Improvisational comedy. |
| Ph | This user is a fan of Physical comedy. |
| Ph | This user is a fan of Physical comedy. |
| SU | This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy. |
 | This user is a Monty Python fan. |
 | This user knows Who's on First. |
| Git-R-Done! | This user is a fan of Larry the Cable Guy. |
| БОРАТ | This user is a fan of Borat. |
 | The user is a SUPER FAN of Mr. Bean. |
.jpg){kind=small} | This user prefers pepperoni pizza. |
 | This user eats sufficient quantities of Hot Dogs to positively qualify as an Honorary Hot Dog in their own right. |
 | This user eats cheese. |
 | This user eats chili. |
 | This user eats popcorn. |
 | This user eats potato chips. |
 | This user eats quesadillas. |
 | This user loves spaghetti. |
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This user eats cantaloupes. |
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 | If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day. |
 | This user eats pears. |
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This user eats bagels. |
 | This user enjoys muffins. |
 | This user loves pancakes. |
 | This user loves pasta. |
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 | This user loves eating carrots. |
 | This user hates iceberg lettuce salad. |
 | This user eats potatoes. |
 | This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can. |
 | This user loves to eat beef. |
 | This user eats chicken. |
 | This user loves brownies. |
 | This user loves cake. |
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This user eats candy corn. |
 | This user eats chocolate. |
 | This user enjoys jelly beans. |
 | This user eats M&Ms. |
 | This user likes pie. |
| PS | This user is addicted to Pixy Stixs |
 | This user eats Swedish Fish. |
 | This user eats cookies. |
 | This user eats Gingerbread Cookies. |
 | This user drinks hot chocolate. |
 | This user drinks orange juice. |
 | This user drinks milk. |
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This user drinks chocolate milk. |
 | This user drinks water. |
 | This user takes his/her coffee with number cream creams and number sugar sugars. |
 | This user drinks green tea. |
| S-1 | This user only drinks carbonated beverages on special occasions. |
 | This user drinks Coca-Cola |
| C2H5OH-0 | This user is a non-drinker. |
| This user eats at KFC. |
 | This user eats at Taco Bell. |
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 | This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) |
 | This user is addicted to video games. |
| This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming. |
| X | This user plays the Xbox. |
 | This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable. |
 | This user still enjoys the Nintendo 64. |
| fan-3 | This user thinks that Halo is the best video game series ever established. |
| AC | This user plays the Animal Crossing series. |
 | This user plays the Halo series. |
| JK | This user plays the Jedi Knight series of games such as Jedi Outcast. |
| This user likes to ride lines. |
 | This user thinks LEGO Star Wars and its sequel are two of the greatest video games ever. |
 | This user plays games in the Super Mario series. |
| MINE-1 | This user is a beginner minesweeper. |
| D'NI | This user plays the Myst series. |
| File:2004 07 23 Pacman-8156.JPG | This user really wants that thing... |
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This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games. |
| RCT | This user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon. |
 | This user is a Super Smash Brother! |
 | This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Zelda and Sheik. |
| THPS | This user plays the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series. |
 | This user plays the Star Fox series. |
 | This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series. |
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This user is Dark Link. Do what he says or die. Look, Link behind him's even about to bow. |
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Congrats! This user found the Triforce! |
| fan-3 | This user's favorite computer or video game character is Master Chief. |
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 | This user is interested in ghost towns. |
 | This user is interested in the Crusades. |
| band-3 | This user likes All American Rejects. |
| band-3 | This user likes Green Day. |
| band-3 | This user likes Bee Gees. |
| fan-3 | This user loves "Weird Al" Yankovic. |
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This user can't stand rap music. |
 | This user enjoys pop music. |
 | This user enjoys rock music. |
 | This user has an iPod. |
 | This user is interested in psionics. |
| XD | This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. |
.jpg){kind=small} | This user enjoys cooking. |
 | This user enjoys filmmaking. |
 | This user enjoys origami. |
 | This user enjoys singing. |
 | This user is fascinated by Sharks! |
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 | This user is a Lego enthusiast |
 | This user just sank your battleship. |
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This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick. |
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 | This user enjoys reading fiction. |
 | This user is a book lover. |
 | This user enjoys reading humorous literature. |
 | This user enjoys reading Fantasy. |
 | This user enjoys reading science fiction. |
| CSL | This user enjoys the works of C.S. Lewis. |
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This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players". |
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This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies. |
| HP | This user is a Harry Potter fan. |
| S | This user is a Slytherin. |
 | This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous. |
| DON'T PANIC | Through a time warp this user edits the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. |
| LOTR | This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books. |
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| mach | This user watches machinima. |
 | "Surely this user can't be serious?" |
 | This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah! |
| BB | This user is on a mission from God. |
| IMF | This user is gonna need some anti-freeze. |
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This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. |
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This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred. |
| Kong | This user could lick the world. |
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| ND | This user is pretty good with a bo staff. |
| PotC | This user is disinclined to acquiesce to your request. |
 | This user should have bought a squirrel. |
| Hoopla! | This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic. |
| STAR WARS | This user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, doesn't have any problem with comparing the films to each other. |
 | This user actually liked The Phantom Menace. |
 | This user wishes they owned an AT-AT. |
| __ \|__|/ \ / \/ | This user wants a Star Destroyer |
| STAR WARS | This user would shoot Greedo first. |
 | This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force. |
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This user knows that the power of both symbols can lead to the balance of a lightsaber. You are now dismissed. |
| This user secretly wants to be the White Power Ranger |
| rvb | This user is a Red vs. Blue fanatic. |
| Caboose | This user likes food-nap time. |
| Donut | This user believes that it's not pink; it's lightish red! |
| STAR TREK | SBD1138 is a fan of Star Trek. | ST |
| Trek | This user is a Trekkie or Trekker. |
 | This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile. |
| This user is a heroic Autobot. |
| her? | This user is a fan of Arrested Development. |
 | This user is a fan of Friends. |
| #270 | Sorry! - Earl Hickey |
D.M. | This user likes both the British and American versions of The Office. | W.H. |
| SEIN | This user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that! |
| 70s | This user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass. |
| DIP | This user did not want to be Drunk In PUB-LIC. |
| SNL | This user would like to give some important advice on surviving a flaming...live from New York, it's Saturday Night!! |
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This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines. |
| TDS | This user watches the most trusted name in fake news. |
| FG | This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet. |
| FOP | This user is a fan of The Fairly OddParents. |
| d'oh! | This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent. |
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| CL | This user really likes Code Lyoko, and doesn't care that 90% of people call it a kids' show.
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| LilyMu | This user was going to become Kappa Mikey, but his lottery ticket was blown out of his pocket. |
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| C&H | This user reads Calvin and Hobbes. |
| The Far Side | This user reads The Far Side. |
| G | This user does not like Mondays. |
 | This user is a Leaf Villager. |
| Rock Lee! | This user is the handsome devil of the hidden leaf village known as Rock Lee! |
| 忍者 | This user lives by their own Way of The Ninja. |
| Bobobo | This user has the power of the Fist of the Nose Hair. |
| ★ | This user is a fan of Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball Super. |
| This user is a One Piece fan. |
| 遊戯王 | This user enjoys Yu-gi-oh: The Abridged Series... In America! |
 | This user watches Xiaolin Showdown. |
| This user is a citizen of the United States of America. |
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 | This user has visited 6 of the 50 United States. | 6 |
 | This user lives in or hails from the U.S. State of California. |
 | This user has visited one or more of the United States' National Parks. |
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This user prefers warm weather. |
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 | Hurricane Katrina May we never forget… |
 | In Memoriam: 9/11 Lest we forget… |
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| :-] | This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.
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| ubx-5 | This user uses entirely too many userboxes. |
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| EW0 | This user has not experienced any edit wars and does not wish to be involved in any. |
 | This user spends far too much time editing their user page. |
 | This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage. |
| J | This user trusts Jimbo. |
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