OK so maybe not THAT amusing... edit
- No-hair theorem
- Pointless topology
- Pair of pants
- Ham sandwich theorem
- Hairy ball theorem
- Free will theorem
- Heyting algebra
- Sober space
- Bang-bang_control
- Dogbone_space
- From Theorema egregium: "An application of the Theorema Egregium is seen in a common pizza-eating strategy: A slice of pizza can be seen as a surface with constant Gaussian curvature 0. Gently bending a slice must then roughly maintain this curvature (assuming the bend is roughly a local isometry). If one bends a slice horizontally along a radius, non-zero principal curvatures are created along the bend, dictating that the other principal curvature at these points must be zero. This creates rigidity in the direction perpendicular to the fold, an attribute desirable when eating pizza, as it holds its shape long enough to be consumed without a mess. This same principle is used for strengthening in corrugated materials, most familiarly corrugated fiberboard and corrugated galvanised iron."
- Slerp
- Wikipedia:RANDY
- Geometrical_frustration