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'This user' has no idea of how to put all those natty boxes round the place, has an embarrassing liking for trashy telly and owns two microwaves, drinks Waitrose Assam tea (loose), and a slightly dodgy left leg.
Come to think of it, there isn't a favorite tea brand box – or even one for less-favored limb.
And that's about it really.
Bit lo-tech. But that's all you're going to get. For now anyway.