User:RedWordSmith/List of insane articles

The Zocchihedron, a surprisingly unusual way of rolling a d100
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  • Bat bombs - nah-nah-nan-nuh-nuh-nah-nah-nan-nuh-nuh BAT BOMBS!
  • Docetism - "attributed to the Gnostics, who believed that matter was evil" Ok then...
  • Fan death - the belief that an electric fan can kill you by sucking the oxygen out of the air, or by some other method
  • Feel the Magic: XY/XX - a dating sim released in the U.S. for the portable Nintendo DS system, it is a collection of several minigames. One of them involves yelling at the screen as loud as you can.
  • FM-2030
  • Fortnight - "1 attoparsec per microfortnight approximately equals 1 inch per second"
  • Fucking, Austria - Home of the most stolen streetsign in Austria. Big surprise there.
  • Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla - Roar! Convoluted plot!
  • Gratis versus Libre - the end of the article describes a beer which is free as in speech but not free as in beer.
  • Group X - Antiamerican American rap group that pretends to be geographically Arabian. Offensively insane.
  • Grotto of the Redemption - a large collection of fossils dedicated to the life of Jesus Christ. According to their website, they also have ice skating.
  • Heribert Illig - Claims 300 years of history never happened. From Unusual Articles.
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  • Hetty Green
  • Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi - The animated adventures of Puffy Amiyumi. Their article says that they changed their names to avoid confusion with Puff Daddy. What I really want to know is -- when is he going to get a cartoon? Then again, I suppose Hi Hi P. Diddy doesn't have quite the same ring.
  • Holy Prepuce - Holy what?
  • Horst Wessel Lied - the theme song of the Nazi Party; accidentally used as background music in a recent advertising campaign.
  • The Hundredth Monkey. Just a bit short of a barrel.
  • The Mark Steel Solution - crazy solutions to social issues
  • Mazes and Monsters - Oh nos! D&D will make the childrens insane!? Won't somebody please think of the children?!
  • Melleny Brown - Voice actress. Previously starred in the Care Bears. Now sings dirty lyrics for house music.
  • Minced oaths - Zounds! What an article.
  • Mission Earth (novel) - Haven't read it, but I'd say it's insane based just on its length, nevermind any of that other stuff.
  • From the front page: Monopoly (game) "...its origins actually go back to 1904, when Lizzie Magie, a supporter of political economist Henry George, patented a game called "The Landlord's Game" with the object of demonstrating how rents enrich property owners and impoverish tenants" -- Monopoly, evil communist plot!
  • Mortal Engines - Giant robotic cities eating one another.
  • Polari - The fact that it's a language used by gay men in Britain in the 1950s and 60s would be enough to make this topic insane. That said, it's also a mix of French, Italian, Romany and Cockney. If they had thrown in another language or two, it probably would have been an anti-Latin.
  • Zachariah Chandler - made sure people could vote with a club
  • Zigzag method - Explains the forking of European and American eating habits.
  • Zocchihedron - a 100-sided die with an uneven distribution. The article notes that it is, unsurprisingly, unwieldy to use.

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See also: Wikipedia:Unusual articles.