RandomGuyWithAnAxe is, as his username suggests, a random guy with an axe. He tends not to use his axe, though, as he doesn't see any reason to use it. His catchphrase is "Merry frigging Christmas", used when people brag to him, whether it be about whatever new iPad they just got, how "pro" they are at CoD, or whatever common sense they have, if any. After use of his catchphrase, he completely ignores them, and gets back to whatever the hell it is he was doing. His other catchphrase (yes, he has two!) is "Da funk?", used when in a state of complete confusion. His three favourite things are known by his followers as the 3 Ts, as they all begin with a T. They are turtles, trains and teabagging.