NOTE: You may have been looking for the (much more significant) user RK. This may because for a while I used the same signature nickname. As of 06 February 2006 I have changed my nickname to avoid this conflict.

Record attempt: longest userbox chain
EN-YOThis user is Yorkshire Born 'n' Bred
This user does not believe in
Santa Claus.
Useless demographics
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
Siblings This user is an only child.
Interests
This user is a Naruto fan.
80sThis user rocks out to totally rad 80s new wave music.
Games
This user is addicted to video games.
cvg-1This user is a n00b gamer.
LIVE
This user plays on Xbox Live with the gamertag RandomKing.
XThis user plays the Xbox.
(-o-) This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games.
Language
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
UKThis user uses British English.
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THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.
Userboxes Rock!This user is a userbox!
:(This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
MOST IMPORTANT USERBOX
This user overuses userboxes.

I've been doing random unnoticable stuff on Wikipedia's more obscure articles since November 2005. I'm in no way a true Wikipedia contributor, but if I see a glaring mistake, 63% of the time I correct it.

I'm still waiting till I'm worthy of my own non-speedy deletable Wikipedia article (someone tried that one on me and failed...)

My username comes from my NationStates nation.

Please notice my current attempt to set or break a record for the longest ever chain of userboxes, which sprouted from my boredom at 1 o'clock on the fourth of August '06. Yes they are all true in at least one sense