Pyrojored | |
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| Born | Who cares? It's none of your business! A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Nowhere near you (But, then again, who cares?) |
| Died | I'm not dead! (Or am I? But, then again, who cares?) |
| Cause of death | I'm not dead! (Or am I? But, then again, who cares?) |
| Resting place | I'm not dead! (Or am I? But, then again, who cares?) |
| Nationality | I don't feel like saying it |
| Other names | Why do you want to know? |
| Education | Who cares? |
| Occupation(s) | Public Bathroom Cleaner (But, then again, who cares?) |
| Employer | Who cares? |
| Known for | Saying "Who cares?" |
| Height | Not a lot (But, then again who cares?) |
| Title | "The Firelord" (But, then again, who cares?) |
| Term | "To care or not to care" |
| Predecessor | My master |
| Successor | My heir |
| Political party | On my birthday, but you're not invited |
| Board member of | Blackboard |
| Spouse | Unable to find one |
| Partner(s) | My only friend, Mbogzo the Chimp |
| Children | I'm not married, am I? |
| Parent(s) | You don't know them, anyway |
| Relatives | Who cares? |
| Website | http://www.who-cares.com |
| Signature | |
| File:Is it really important? | |
| Notes | |
Footnotes are on my feet, but I can't see them because I've got shoes on. | |
My History edit
There isn't much of it. I am basically a mysterious person living a mysterious life for a mysterious number of years in a mysterious place. My family is too dull to describe and my friends are so boring I'd rather throw myself off the Himalayas than hang around with them. My life is so miserable that the most interesting thing I can do is edit this page. But, then again, why would you care? I don't even know you (who cares?).
Why I Don't Care edit
Throughout my short life, there has been one event have learned from. One day, when I was (who cares?) old, I ate a pie. It was a round, big, mouth-watering pie. In short words, it was a pie. One day, the pie hit my face. The end.(who cares?)
NOTE: Some people say that I slipped into the pie facefirst instead of my true version of the story. Those people don't know anything.
Why I Like Pies edit
Deep, Meaningful Sayings edit
"To care or not to care."
"More cheese = more holes. More holes = less cheese. Therefore, more cheese = less cheese"