I thought I told you not to hit that button! Ah, well. Now that you're here, you can gawk at the absurdity of this page. Or you can go back and do productive things.

Truth be told, this page looks extremely underwhelming on mobile.

The vast and expansive interwebs


Just a regular game of baseball with the boys. Good times!
Who put this photo here??
WHEEEEEEEEE!!
A group of peasants spewing flatulence at their sovereign.
Truly represents the pervasiveness of consumerism
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