Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.
Big Brother is watching this user.
This user eats Swedish Fish.
This user drinks Mountain Dew.
This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
This user has visited one or more of the United States' National Parks.
This user has been approved by
Mr Ducky. Have you?
THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.
This user survived a trek through Philmont Scout Ranch.
GMT
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This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
This user is in a place called Vertigo and they know donde está.
This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything.
nonThis user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!