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The Palindrome Syndrome

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I caught a contagious ailment called the Palindrome Syndrome back in high school and have been hooked on palindromes ever since. My ailihphilia even drove me to write an article about palindromes for our school newspaper. Recently, I started composing my own palindromes. Here are my works:

  • Adam ran an armada. (already discovered by someone else before me, unfortunately)
  • Age Monica in Niacin-Omega.
  • Deliver files mad as a damsel, if reviled.
  • Leno: local L.A. colonel
    • Leno, locate PETA colonel
    • Leno: "Lock-cut's tuck, colonel"
  • Loot Reba's saber tool
  • Slam iced decimals!
  • Regal decision? No! Is iced lager.
    • No! Is iced decision.
    • Don and Ed, I decided "ice". Did Edna nod?
  • rampant nap mar
  • Rep aides process a passe corpse diaper
  • Baton is a Crete maid's diameter casino tab
  • Damsel doodle's mad
    • Tie Damsel. Doodles made it.
  • Tit solicit at static. I lost it.
    • Pot static, I lost. Solicit at stop.
  • Sum in a red robin. I border animus.
    • Slam in a red robin. I border animals.

favorite palindromic phrases

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  • Dog sex at noon taxes God
  • Sununu's tonsil is not Sununu's !
  • A slut nixes sex in Tulsa
  • Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned !!

Antimetabole/ Chiasmus

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  • The odds are good, but the goods are odd
  • The mind is a terrible thing to waste.
    • The waist is a terrible thing to mind.
  • NRA slogan: We have the right to bear arms
    • anti NRA slogan: We have the right to arm bears
  • While others eat to live, he lives to eat.
  • Humility does not mean you think less of yourself. I means you think of yourself less. Ken Blanchard
  • (not quite) The happiest people don't have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything
  • Would you rather: have an affair with your best friend's lover or your lover's best friend?

Kangaroo Words

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  • abERRANT
  • abnormality
  • BARrier
  • conCEDE
  • consumMATE
  • emasCUlaTe
  • FRAnGIbLE grand relationship
  • effeminate
  • inSIGNia
  • iSOLatEd
  • IRatEness
  • REtroGRESS
  • SPARsE
  • SPLInTer
  • tHENCEFORTH
  • VERacITY
  • brackets
  • deteRiOraTe
  • platter
  • supremacist

parasitic antikangaroo words

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  • FAbriCaTion
  • OVERT and COVERT
  • EFFETE and EFFECTIVE
  • AMITY and ANIMOSITY
  • EVOLUTION and REVOLUTION
  • PURE and PRURIENT
  • negligently
  • thoroughly

Doomsday Algorithm

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Calculate the day of the week of any date in your head!

Pun Names

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  • Manute Bol
  • Bernie Madoff
  • Usain Bolt
  • Anthony Weiner
  • Richard and Mildred Loving

Disparity Matrix

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disparity matrix 2006
WW BW AW OW
WH 50,224,000 117,000 530,000 489,000
BH 286,000 3,965,000 34,000 45,000
AH 174,000 6,000 2,493,000 13,000
OH 535,000 23,000 41,000 558,000


disparity matrix 2010
WW BW AW
WH 50,410,000 168,000 529,000
BH 390,000 4,072,000 39,000
AH 219,000 9,000 2,855,000

Chess Problems

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  • I love chess problems
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White to mate in less than a move