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Groups of Interest edit

Collection agencies edit

Predecessor agencies of the SCP Foundation edit

19th century

American Secure Containment Initiative edit

The American Secure Containment Initiative

  • SCP-2750, the yee naaldlooshii of Navajo folklore. Starting in 1857, the ASCI and Navajo people led a genocidal campaign driving SCP-2750 to near extinction. In the present, the SCP Foundation preserves the remaining SCP-2750 population, which has largely lost their therianthropy due to their genetic bottleneck.
  • SCP-4004, a device constructed by the ASCI to influence the noosphere and enforce patriotism in the United States, located underneath the Arlington National Cemetery and inside Mount Rushmore. The device consists of a variety of mechanical, electronic, biological, and thaumaturgic mechanisms interacting with each other, including Native American religious artifacts, a 35m centipede recovered from SCP-748, and SCP-4004-α, the reanimated corpse of Emperor Norton.

HMRFSCP edit

Her Majesty's Royal Foundation for the Study of Curiosities and Phantasmagoria


The Chaos Insurgency edit

 
Emblem of the Chaos Insurgency

The Chaos Insurgency is a rogue splinter group of the Foundation that started from a special units team that deserted in 1924. The organization's reasons for betrayal and overall motives are unknown.

destroy the SCP Foundation from within.

seizing SCP objects from SCP Foundation facilities such as Site-112.

  • Several components of SCP-884, a collection of anomalous barber tools.
    • SCP-884-2, a straight razor able to produce a "cut in the surface of the universe", . Through intercepted documents, the SCP Foundation knows the object has been in the possession of the Chaos Insurgency as recently as 1984.
    • SCP-884-4, a men's shaving mirror, made of glass and ivory. Upon initial inspection, anyone using the mirror was unable to perceive the loss of hair in their reflection. Briefly stolen by and recovered from the Insurgency in the 1950s, SCP-884-4 was labeled as a high-value item after failed attempts of theft on the Insurgency's behalf. After fifty years of research, the item was placed in storage after mission statements detailing the Insurgency's motives with SCP-884-4 were recovered: The Insurgency discovered that individuals exposed to the mirror would gradually develop severe impairment in decision making to the point of losing all self preservation. Intentionally losing the mirror to the SCP Foundation, several strike teams were dispatched with the intent of failure in order to increase interest in SCP-884-4 and its exposure to Foundation researchers.
    • SCP-884-7, a pair of tweezers that can provide the wielder with telekinesis. Allegedly recovered and destroyed in 1961 by the Global Occult Coalition after a raid on a Chaos Insurgency base in Cairo, Egypt, but the Coalition has yet to provide the Foundation with evidence of the object's liquidation.
  • SCP-,

recovered objects from or pertaining to the Chaos Insurgency, providing anomalous objects with SCP designation.

  • SCP-,
  • SCP-1316, a female Persian kitten named Lucy that hasn't aged since entering the Foundation's possession in 1948, and regularly transmitted radio signals to the Chaos Insurgency at 09:20:37 GMT. In August 1952, the facility SCP-1316 resided at, Site-112, was raided by several Chaos Insurgency strike teams, the group stealing several SCP items. During the post-incident investigation, SCP-1316 was identified as a covert listening device and placed in a private enclosure.
  • SCP-3937, the remains of an alternate pan-dimensional SCP Foundation's Site-112 occupying the space in a former testing lab of another Site-112. SCP-3937 was teleported to Site-112 after an undercover Chaos Insurgency agent dumped an experimental nootropic in the facility's water supply, drugging the entirety of Site-112's staff into a brief yet unconfirmed collective consciousness.

codeword "Carcinoma".

Global Occult Coalition edit

 
Emblem of the Global Occult Coalition

The United Nations Global Occult Coalition is a of the United Nations largely similar to the SCP Foundation, founded by the Allies in the aftermath of World War II. The GOC has the same goal of keeping a sense of normalcy in the world, but has less ethical means of doing so, often destroying their anomalies when seen fit.

PHYSICS Division edit

PSYCHE Division edit

PTOLEMY Division edit

SAPHIR/SAPPHIRE edit

The Society of the Atheists Partisans of Progress for the Halt of the Irrational and Religious Enemy (French: La Société Athée Pour la Halte de l'Idéologie Religieuse tr.The Atheist Society for the Halt of Religious Ideology)

codeword "Dawkins".

Originally from the French branch of the wiki,


F.B.I. Unusual Incidents Unit edit

The Unusual Incidents Unit is a division of the Federal Bureau of Investigation specializing in crime utilizing anomalous objects, founded by Director J. Edgar Hoover in the onset of the Cold War. With the end of the Cold War and a reduction in funding, the UIU has since garnered a reputation among the GOC and SCP Foundation as being mediocre in comparison, despite having a near perfect record of success out in the field.

public relations within the City of Three Portlands, a pocket dimension accessible through Portland, Oregon, Portland, Maine, and the Isle of Portland. Since the discovery of the independent city-state in 1929, the UIU have upheld Three Portlands' reputation as a safe haven for paranormal individuals from procession such as the Global Occult Coalition or the Foundation.

codeword "Renegade Latrans".

G.R.U. Division P edit

  • G.R.U. Division Psychotronics (Russian: ГРУ, Отдел Психотроники) was a division of the USSR's Main Intelligence Directorate tasked with research and development of parapsychology, started in 1934 with investigations into the assassination of Sergei Kirov. With the dissolve of the Soviet Union and the closing of the division, former GRU-P members work in secrecy independent of the Russian government.

codeword "Scarlet Dagger".

OBSKURA edit

The Ahnenerbe Obskurakorps (German: [ˈʔaːnənˌʔɛʁbə ɔpsˈkuːɐ̯ʔakoːr], ancestral heritage obscure corps)

codeword "Einherjar".

IJAMEA edit

The Imperial Japanese Anomalous Matters Examination Agency

codeword "Aurora Glory".

The Office for the Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts edit

codeword "Andromeda Sesame".

Hunting Club of Fauna and Flora edit

The Hunting Club of Fauna and Flora is a group of individuals dedicated to trophy hunting anomalous creatures, mythical beings, and collecting rare specimens.

Shark Punching Center edit

The Shark Punching Center is a counterpart of the SCP Foundation from an alternate universe or universes, specializing in exterminating selachians and similar aquatic creatures, whether anomalous or not, through melee combat. Coined from "SPC", a common typo noted by the wiki’s writers

Paranormal businesses edit

Marshall, Carter, and Dark, Ltd. edit

 
Logo of Marshall, Carter, & Dark Ltd.

Marshall, Carter, and Dark, Ltd. (often stylized as MC&D) is a secretive trade market based in London, with an equally sizable presence in New York City and Hong Kong.[2] The company’s vast inventory consists of wares marketed to the elite with the appeal of their nuance and rarity. With extensive ties around the globe, the group selectively applies extreme financial and political pressure to achieve their goals, but is largely benevolent as their position in the economy is of top priority. Only a handful of the company’s inventory have been recovered as SCP objects.

  • SCP-884-5, a pair of barber scissors that, when pointed at a door could remotely open and close it, later found capable of violently eviscerating people. Originally stolen by the Chaos Insurgency, the item came into MC&D’s possession, who have refused to sell the item back to the SCP Foundation since as recently as in the 1980s.[3]
  • SCP-1808, six Spongebob Squarepants-themed digital wristwatches that distort the wearer’s phalanges with the adjustment of the dial.[4]
  • SCP-2501, a mechanical claw that can be worn on the hand. Wearers are capable of compacting objects perceived via line of sight as between SCP-2501's pincers. MC&D relinquished SCP-2501 to the SCP Foundation for safe keeping after discovering the device's capability of destroying celestial objects.

codeword "McConnell".

Doctor Wondertainment edit

 

Doctor Wondertainment (alternatively abbreviated to Dr. Wondertainment, stylized as W) is a manufacturer of products marketed as children's toys considered whimsical or magical in nature, despite the hazards some of the items pose. Knowledge of Dr. Wondertainment as an individual is uncertain; creations that claim to have personally met the doctor use pronouns inconsistently, referring to them as either a man, woman, or a board of directors, all within the same conversation.

  • SCP-111 -
  • SCP-1550 -
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Little Misters edit

Some of the most notable Wondertainment SCPs are the Little Misters series, a group of twenty individuals with themed abnormalities presented as collectables on a checklist they carry on their persons. Examples of which include:

  • SCP-527 / 12. Mr. Fish, a man with the head of a gold barb fish, with otherwise no fish-related abilities.[5]
  • SCP-909 / 04. Mr. Forgetful, a young Caucasian man with anterograde amnesia. He can only remember information if he writes it down, but doing so causes the person who told him to forget.[6]
  • SCP-2428-1 / 18. Mr. Mad, a hallucination of a Slavic man in a straightjacket that can only be seen once the viewer handles Mr. Mad's copy of the checklist. [7]

codeword "Kringle".

The Factory edit

codeword "Venice".

Prometheus Labs edit

Prometheus Laboratories, Inc. was a private, for-profit conglomerate based around scientific research and development. Founded in 1892, the company focused exclusively on researching and developing anomalous technology, for commercial and private sale. Prior to an event in 1998 that resulted in the company's, Prometheus Labs

codeword "Burnout".

Anderson Robotics edit

 
Anderson Robotics logo (used in-universe from 2014 to 2024)

Anderson Robotics, run by its founder Vincent Anderson (SCP-3860, formerly PoI-1115) from 1994 until the company's dissolution in 2024,[8] is a technology firm with an estimated two hundred employees worldwide.[9] The company specializes in androids and synthetic intelligences, and is recognized in the black market as the foremost dealer of robotics paratechnology. Clientele are targeted through word of mouth, as Anderson is very protective of products and company information, with a self-destruct protocol often incorporated into wares.

  • Gyrfalcon Series Prosthetics, a line of highly-articulate replacement limbs which are offered almost exclusively to customers of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.[10]
  • Peregrine Series Humanoid Utility Droid, the firm’s best selling android. An instance recovered from Seattle in March 2007 first brought Anderson Robotics to the Foundation’s attention.[11][12]
  • Saker Series Android, the only model of android not available for purchase. Exclusive to the company’s usage, Anderson Robotics utilizes Saker Units to assume an individual's identity for espionage purposes, even going as far as to impersonate high-ranking researchers in the Foundation.[13]

code word "Heru" in reference to the company's mascot of a falcon.

Symphony Syncope edit

SCP-4833

in 1976.

  • SCP-332, a marching band composed of thirty high school students. During SCP-332 performances, listeners will attempt to join in the march until they collapse from exhaustion and the band tramples them.
  • SCP-1833, a 1975-1976 high school yearbook that causes reader to perceives the contents as that of their own high school years, complete with handwritten notes from classmates. Progressing through the pages of the yearbook, the photographs will gradually turn graphic in nature, with the accompanying notes becoming hateful and verbally abusive.
  • SCP-2316, a lake with an indeterminate amount of bodies floating in the water. Upon viewing the corpses, viewers will recognize the bodies as their high school classmates and attempt to enter to water to pull them out, wherein the corpses will grab and drown them.

TotleighSoft edit

Totleigh Software Corporation is a software development company founded and composed entirely by SCP-2803-A "P. Hudson Gock", a tumorous alien mass occupying an abandoned office complex outside of Rapid City, South Dakota.


  • SCP-2219, an unlicensed title for the Game Boy labeled "PORRIDGE", loosely based on the fairy tale Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Upon defeat of the protagonist, Goldox, the player will be inflicted with varying ailments, including but not limited to leprosy, permanent blindness, and cardiac arrest.
  • SCP-2527-1, a 2m tall stone statue of Lamassu, controllable via SCP-2527-2, a text adventure program titled "Massy's Big Chance" and formatted for the Commodore 64 console.
  • SCP-3492, a Caucasian male human claiming to be named "dicks mcSquigee". randomly body parts will distort i. SCP-3492 claims it is a component of a partially-functional program developed as a proof-of-concept intended to promote interest in a physics engine.


Ambrose Restaurants edit

The Circus of the Disquieting edit

codeword "McGinnis".

Alexylva University edit

 
Flag of Alexylva University

Alexylva University is an institute of higher education from an alternate universe where Western society is largely dominated by Roman and Hellenic language and culture. By means of an Einstein-Rosen bridge, a particular section of the University known as the Department of Natural Philosophy is responsible for teleporting artifacts that the SCP Foundation has recovered across Tennessee.

codeword "Argead".

Deer College edit

 
Herald used by Deer College (from A Complete Guide to Heraldry)

in the City of Three Portands, a pocket dimension


The Chicago Spirit/Spectre edit

Spectre codeword "Disco".

Y.W.T.G.T.H.F.T. edit

Yeah We're Totally Going To Hell For This explicit intentions of immoral business practices

  • SCP-1459, a modified claw crane made in collaboration with Sugarcomb Confections. Displaying a chamber with a puppy, players are given the prompt to instruct the machine to kill the puppy via a method that hasn't been submitted before. If successful, the machine dispenses a cookie alongside a message condemning the player.
  • SCP-2030, a clip show titled Laugh is Fun (1978-2014) under the pretense of practical jokes. Featuring subjects bearing the likeness of recently deceased individuals, targets are subjected to supernatural events themed for each episode. Despite expressing mental and physical distress, "prank victims" always laugh hysterically once the host, SCP-2030-1 "Laughy McLaugherson", reveals himself to them.
  • SCP-3943,

Sugarcomb Confection edit

Artists and activist movements edit

Are We Cool Yet edit

Are We Cool Yet? (often abbreviated to AWCY?) is an art movement group composed of individuals with dangerous and sociopathic regards toward the public demographic. Anomalous artworks, or "anart", produced are often physically or mentally harmful in nature. The phrase "Are We Cool Yet?" and variations thereof are often the only clue to the group's involvement with an SCP object.

  • SCP-1057, a vacuum in the shape of a tiger shark that interacts with the world like the real animal. The only ties to AWCY? was a note suggesting the idea of a shark “can even be more dangerous than no shark at all.”[14]
  • SCP-1800, a recreation of Salvador Dali's sculpture Le Minotaure with the engraving "Quin preu és la virtut" (English: "What price is virtue?"). If a coin is inserted into SCP-1800, the sculpture will come to life and point out any men in a position of authority (SCP-1800-1) and a young virgin woman (SCP-1800-2) within a radius of it. If an SCP-1800-1 finds an SCP-1800-2, the man will brutally rape, torture, and kill the woman.[15]
  • SCP-3447, a collection of trumpets that cause the rapid degradation of man-made walls when a G pitch of any octave is played.[16]


Gamers Against Weed edit

Gamers Against Weed is an internet community with a history create paranormal objects for their personal amusement, satirical commentary, or political statements.


With approximately forty members largely centered around the United States, Gamers Against Weed often have not met one another in person and are acquainted through shared video game and internet culture. Members are also often part of the LGBT community and have ties to other paranormal associations.

Contrary to their group's name, several member partake in marijuana usage.

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three founders

  • Jude Kriyot (a.k.a. bluntfiend, Person of Interest #6870),[18] a transgender man of Ukrainian ethnicity that changed his biological gender through anomalous means. Due to this, Kriyot survived an activation of SCP-1800 while a friend of his was killed, causing his hatred for the Curator and Are We Cool Yet?[19] Kriyot's chosen name is in reference to Judas Iscariot to reflect his regrets over his past mistakes.
  • "jockjamsvol6" (real name unknown, Person of Interest #6877),[18] . Claims to have been born and raised in an SCP Foundation facility, but no records explain how he has the information he does.
  • Ester Kogan (a.k.a. lesbian_gengar, Person of Interest #6878),[18] a lesbian cis woman, fan of Pokémon, and alumnus of Deer College.[20]

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  • SCP-1168, a replica of Statue of Theseus by Georgios Fytalis [de] with the phrases "Ἀπόδοτε οὖν τὰ Καίσαρος Καίσαρι" ("Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's") and "Sic domito saevum prostravit corpore Theseus" ("Thus Theseus laid low the savage one with the body having been conquered") engraved on the shield. If handed a ball of 170+ meters of yarn, SCP-1168 will come to life and point out registered sex offenders (SCP-1168-1) and a blonde male teenager in junior high (SCP-1168-2). Upon an SCP-1168-2 locating an SCP-1168-1, the sex offender will be encased in ice and the teenager will denounce them while reenacting a YouTube Poop of a Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! episode. Created by Kriyot as protest against SCP-1800.[19]
  • SCP-3108, a customized Nerf pistol and foam dart (SCP-3108-1). Whatever the dart hits when fired turns into an object SCP-3108's wielder considers inferior in comparison. The premise is in reference to the term "Nerfing".[21]
  • SCP-5148, a digital anomaly in the Broken Masquerade canon (a canon where the SCP Foundation and the paranormal become public knowledge). Affecting the SCP Foundation's database, SCP-5148 causes uses of the word "Keter" in text documents to change to "Peter", in reference to Family Guy character Peter Griffin.[22]

Misters Against Weed edit

"Misters Against Weed", an in-universe parody of Doctor Wondertainment's Little Misters series. Despite this collection also consisting of twenty individuals, they are numbered 01. through 04, and 20. through 35, skipping the numbers 05. through 19.

  • SCP-285 / 32. Mr. Hax - A humanoid entity with no defined shape or internal structure aside from an Ethernet cable connected to the back, designated SCP-285-A. Through SCP-285-A and a computer capable of wired connections between networks, files in SCP-285's memory are accessible. Originally written in 2011, the SCP-285 article was rewritten in 2017 after the conception of Gamers Against Weed.
  • SCP-2586 / 01. Mr. Literal Serial Killer - A mute man capable of miming actions and objects that physically impact surroundings. SCP-2586 was put in a full-body restraint after causing an explosion in an SCP Foundation facility's medical wing.
  • SCP-3090 / 26. Ms. Mad About Video Games - A woman with a CRT television in place of a head. SCP-3090 can interact with any interactive media in a 10m radius by means of an avatar on screen. Tales have presented the backstory that SCP-3090 was once a regular human named Heather Mason.

codeword "Reefer".

Accelerate The Future edit

amateur entrepreneurial group by Oliver "olliefox" Walcott

Medicean Academy of Occult Art edit

The Medicea Accademia Dell'Arte Occulta is an old and venerable organization operating from the Palazzo Medici Riccardi, which makes and collects anomalous art pieces.

Italian branch

Manna Charitable Foundation edit

The Manna Charitable Foundation is an interfaith humanitarian relief agency devoted to the free distribution of anomalous objects, or their by-products, to civilians living in poverty-stricken regions in the Third World or in areas affected by warfare, famine, or natural disaster.

codeword "Teresa".

Wilson's Wildlife Solution edit

codeword "Zoo".

The Serpent's Hand edit

 

The Serpent's Hand The Wanderer's Library, and described as contained every book that has been, hasn't been, and will be written.

codeword "Lerna".

Oneiroi edit

Oneiroi Collective edit

Oneiroi West edit

Parawatch edit

codeword "Poe".

Religious organizations edit

Mekhanism edit

Mekhanism is a Gnostic religion worshiping machinery and intelligence, with origins dating back to the times of Ancient Greece. The Church is monotheistic, holding belief in a mechanical god, Mekhane (A.Gk: Μηχανή, lit. machine), that scripture states to have sacrificed herself to kill or cage another deity, Yaldabaoth, in order to protect her human disciples, the Mekhanites.

Xia Anomalous Culture Group edit

The Xia Anomalous Culture Group was a paranormal society that existed between 2100 to 1600 BCE, during the legendary Xia dynasty of Ancient China. Members in the Xia culture group practiced a dualistic religion with similarities yet distinctions from later Mekhanist beliefs. Practitioners worshipped Fuxi (epitheted as the Father Serpent or the Brass Dragon) and Nüwa (the Mother Dragon) as the highest powers, the former taking precedence over the latter. Like Mekhanites, the Xia people believed that Fuxi (equivalent to Mekhane) sacrificed himself to trap Nüwa (equvalent to Yaldabaoth) in the Great Brass Cage, their interpretation of Tai Sui. However, their dogma was not to collect but instead separate artifacts of Fuxi, as they believed reassembling Fuxi would release Nüwa from the Great Brass Cage. Like the five Vultaas of Sarkicism, Nüwa had six "beasts" serving her: Hundun, Qiongqi, Taowu, Taotie, Gonggong, and Zhurong.

Worship included "The Way of the Serpent", a process underwent at age twelve to transform into serpentine bodies said to resemble "the Body of the Dragon". .

machine s

alter reality via retrocausality.


The Xia Anomalous Culture Group, along with the Xia dynasty, was nearly erased entirely from historical record; the reason for this being it was either destroyed by three-legged crows or undone from history in a conflict known as the Zeroth Occult War. Aside from the religious aspects pertained in Mekhanism and Sarkicism, few physical artifacts from the Xia Anomalous Culture Group exists, with what remains being found in or around the Henan Province. Such known to the SCP Foundation include:

  • SCP-2847, a 16-centimeter iron needle that gives the wielder control over bodies of water, with several related anomalies:
    • SCP-2847-1, an underground lake of about six million liters and 2,100m deep. The water within SCP-2847-1 has the physical properties of iron under SCP-2847's effect.
    • SCP-2847-2, a snake-like humanoid genetically similar to Han Chinese, comatose and partially submerged in SCP-2847-1. Identified by SCP-2847-3 as being Gun.
    • SCP-2847-3, an ancient cube-shaped computer containing an artificial intelligence that can communicate with SCP-2847-2. It claims it was constructed by Boyi.
    • SCP-2847-K, a giant serpent approximately 900-meters-long, frozen inside SCP-2847-1. Identified by SCP-2847-3 as being Yu the Great after having been turned into a servant of Nüwa.
  • SCP-3847, a 40-meter by 80-meter by 20-meter area where humans will perceive the vocalizations of birds and snakes as, respectively, encouragements or platitudes (SCP-3847-1) and degradations or insults (SCP-3847-2) in their native language. SCP-3847 is also a burial site to around 170 snakes, all with crushed skulls.



retrocausality


by an event


cognates Mekhane and Yaldabaoth.


Mekhanite Empire edit

  • SCP-2309 - A 20-meter-tall and 5-meter-thick metal wall obstructing a mountain pass in the Republic of Georgia, dated to the 6th century BCE. SCP-2309 is invulnerable to damage aside from claw marks that appear in its north face, as it cyclically wears down and regenerates from the unexplained markings. A record from a clay cylinder recovered on site indicates that it is the legendary wall built by Dhu al-Qarnayn, meant to hold back the armies of two Karcists, Yagaha and Mahaga.[23]
  • SCP-2406 - The wreck of a 93-meter-tall armored automaton with the skeletal remains of six pilots inside. Located in the Aralkum desert, SCP-2406 was initially discovered by G.R.U. Division P in 1985 before entering the SCP Foundation's inventory. Historical records indicate SCP-2406 is one of several "colossi" used in warfare by the Mekhanite Empire, however it is the only colossus known to the Foundation.[24]


Church of the Broken God edit

The present collective goal of the religion's followers is to recover and reassemble the parts belonging to Mekhane. Due to schisms faced in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, the modern church has been largely divided into three main factions:


a city-state called the Citadel

Broken Church edit

GoI-004A - The Broken Church, the oldest extant portion of the Church, from which the other two denominations derived from.

lead by an individual known as Robert Bumaro, holding the title of the Builder.

Cogwork Orthodoxy edit

GoI-004B - The Cogwork Orthodoxy interpreted a literal take of Mekhane’s appearance and exercise a practice considered “steampunk” in design


syncretic with Anglican Christianity

God is Mekhane and Satan is Yaldabaoth.


lead by Legate Trunnion.


"tickers" due to the sound of the gears

Church of Maxwellism edit

GoI-004C - The Church of Maxwellism

lead by a woman named Saint Hedwig, named after or of some other relation to Hedy Lamarr.

Mekhane, or WAN, can be unified through a digital collective consciousness.


"hummers" due to using computer fans during meditation. associated with Anderson Robotics.

  • SCP-217 - A virus that can affect all organisms in the kingdom Animalia, transmissible via touch or contact with bodily fluid. SCP-217 transfigures the organs of the infected into structures of gears and clockwork. The Church encourages infection with SCP-217, revering the virus as "Mekhane's Ichor".[25]
  • SCP-882 - A large complex mass of moving mechanical parts that assimilates and incorporates any metal introduced into new mechanisms. Despite having thousands of moving parts, SCP-882 produces no sound, but causes in non-Church members hallucinations of grinding noises that worsen until metal is fed into SCP-882.[26] The original story

codeword "Ford".

Sarkicism edit

Sarkicism, called Nälkä ("The Hunger") by practitioners, is a Proto-Uralic religion or philosophical tradition based on teachings attributed to their prophet and deified founder, the Grand Karcist Ion. Sarkics possess magical abilities to manipulate and grow organic matter, achievable through a symbiotic relationship with white leech-like creatures called akuloths. Most denominations adhere to five core beliefs that: anyone can achieve apotheosis, the will to power is the primary driving force of man, literal or allegorical consumption of a god's flesh accrues magical power, sacrifice of the self benefits the many (or vice versa), and it their right to guide and cultivate organic matter.[27]

According to Sarkic theology, Grand Karcist Ion was born into slavery in the Daevite Empire as the result of an affair between a daev matriarch and one of her slaves. Escaping from captivity, Ion encountered the demiurge Yaldabaoth and its five archons, the Vultaas, who levied six ordeals against him, upon completing which he was bestowed with his god-like abilities. Returning to enact a revolution against the Daevite Empire, Ion acquired many followers, with his most trusted being his four apostles, the Klavigars:[27]

  • Klavigar Nadox — A formerly mid-caste philosopher from the empire's southern regions who was tortured and branded as an pariah for his attempts at civil reform. Given sanctuary by Ion, Nadox joined him in waging a rebellion against the daevas. Epitaphed as the Tongueless Speaker, Lord of Mysteries, the All-Seeing, and the Anticipation of Ion; he is associated with intelligence, wisdom, perception, and mysteries.
  • Klavigar Lovataar — The daughter of a high-ranking matriarch who became obsessed with catching the rebel Ion, only for Ion to romance her and convince her into leaving the Daevite clergy. Epitaphed as the One Whom Ion Most Desired, the Highblood Redeemer, and the Mother; she is associated with sex, love, eroticism, pleasure, motherhood, disease, and unrestrained reproduction (breeding, cancers, growth).[28]
  • Klavigar Orok — A prized genetically-engineered giant gladiator who turned against his mistress to join Ion. Felled in battle against the Mekhanites, his comatose body is kept in a massive temple buried deep below Moscow. Epitaphed as the Horned Beast, the Brute Lord, and the Pale Hunter; he is associated with physical strength, war, violence, wilderness, hunting, and (contradictingly) loyalty and revolt.[29]
  • Klavigar Saarn — A child slave girl who was sentenced to death for killing her mistress and her family in their sleep. Personally freed from prison by Ion in one of his revolts, she became his spymaster, establishing an extensive spy network. Epitaphed as the Whisperer, the Coiled Shadow, the Faceless One, and the Judgment of Ion, she is associated with darkness, secrecy, deception, poison, assassination, and karmic justice.

Upon overtaking the Daevite capital of Adí-üm, Grand Karcist Ion and the Klagivars founded the Deathless Empire (Adytite: Kalmaktama), which lasted until it went to war with the Mekhanite Empire. With the collapse of both empires, Adí-üm was banished from Earth to "the Neverment", and Grand Karcist Ion with it. Practitioners and remnants of the empire persist in two distinct strands: the Proto-Sarkics and the Neo-Sarkics. The lineages do not appear to have diverged due to theological disputes but because of environmental adaptations, with differences in beliefs occurring afterwards.[27]

While individual orders vary by region, there is standard hierarchy among followers:[27]

  • Ozi̮rmok, also known as the Grand Karcist, the title reserved for Ion.
  • Klavigar, sometimes High Karcist, the four apostles of the Ozi̮rmok.
  • Karcist, spiritual and secular leaders who have achieved biological immortality, often no longer appearing human.
  • Võlutaar, advisers to a Karcist. Traditionally female, being synonymous with "wise woman" for most Proto-Sarkics.
  • Zend, a middling rank with a degree of power and protection. Rare in Proto-Sarkicism.
  • Orin, the lowest rank of Sarkic adherents, and the start for converts. Rare in Proto-Sarkicism.
  • Halkost, the creations of a Karcist, directly controlled through complex pheromones or even telepathy.

Proto-Sarkicism edit

The Proto-Sarkic practitioners are more direct remnants of the Kalmaktama Empire, with some being veterans of the War of Metal and Flesh. Living in secluded and isolated locations separate from outsiders and even other sects, such as underground or in the wilderness of mountains, Proto-Sarkics are generally xenophobic and superstitious. Proto-Sarkic cults rarely allow outsiders, eschew modernity, and exhibit acute technophobia, occasionally destroying encountered technology and finding telecommunications especially abhorrent. Humility and self-sacrifice are commonly revered values.

It is generally the Proto-Sarkic interpretation that with Grand Karcist Ion's disappearance, he is undergoing or even completed a metamorphosis into a form that will allow him to remake the universe into a destined paradise called the Ikunaan. Some outliers instead believe Ion died, having martyred himself to protect humanity from the Demiurge.


Most cults live across Eurasia, although some have dispersed across continents, such as the Natau family living in the bayous of southern Louisiana.



Derived from Proto-Sarkics that

legends of the Solomonari


Neo-Sarkicism edit

The Neo-Sarkic practitioners, contrary to Proto-Sarkics, lack or reject ancient traditions and instead embrace modernity while hiding among the public.


The majority of Neo-Sarkic denomination originated from the Proto-Sarkic Solomonari, who in the Middle Ages either infiltrated or were sought out by the nobles of Carpathian courts, whom they influenced until a genocide against them in the 15th century by John Hunyadi. It is unknown if the current Solomonari are descendants of survivors or Neo-Sarkics that assumed their cultural identity. The Solomonari's impact on Carpathian politics, sciences, and occultism led to the development of Neo-Sarkic sects that underwent a western expansion.[27]

Neo-Sarkics have become syncretic with other faiths such as the Akan religion (Darkwater Lodge)[30] and Hungarian shamanism (Esoteric Order of White Worm);[31] while other learned Sarkic fleshcrafting in order to further their agenda, such as the Black Hunter's Lodge bratva to sell Orok's hormones as narcotics,[29] or Leopold I, Holy Roman Emperor, in his efforts to preserve the House of Habsburg.[32]



Neo-Sarkics are largely indifferent to Grand Karcist Ion, his views, and his fate; he is viewed not as a prophet but simply the individual who came closest to apotheosis, with his moral teachings being the weaknesses that brought his demise before he could achieve godhood.


, ignoring much of the old scripture in favor of rituals they might exploit.


codeword "Moreau".


Fifthism edit

Fifthism is a religious movement

The Fifth Church


A deity they refer to as the Cosmic Starfish



codeword "Copernicus".

Works on the SCP Wiki about Fifthism are based on the writings of author Sam "qntm" Hughes and his There Is No Antimemetics Division story line.


Ortothanism edit

 
Logo for The Church of the Second Hytoth

The Ortothan religion is an intergalactic belief system widespread throughout the multiverse, with approximately 8% of extraterrestrial civilizations known to the SCP Foundation being Ortothan in nature. The religion is possibly the oldest belief, dating to shortly after the Big Bang, which was a defining event in Ortothan history. Members of the religion are fluent in a universal language, Ortothan Extraterrestrial Language (OEL); verbal OEL varies heavily between species capable of vocalization, but logograms used in written OEL are universally consistent across all Ortothan cultures (aside from abstract concepts unique to species).

Ortothans mythology states that prior to existence, there was a chaotic nonexistence known as the "Voru", in which minds and matter would continually emerge and be destroyed. An unknown force, personified as "The Nameless Creator", created a multiverse (OEL: Hytoth) that provided shelter from the dangers of the Voru. The universe existed for billions of years until an extrauniversal entity consumed the Hytoth and destroyed it. Survivors hid in the Voru until a new Hytoth was created. Lead by seven warriors, the survivors of the First Hytoth broke into the Second Hytoth, causing the Big Bang. The seven leaders ascended to godhood, and vowed to prevent the new universe from being destroyed as well, especially by parasitic entities emerging from the Voru, the "Voruteut". Three-dimensional projections of a 3-sphere are a common motif in Ortothan mythology to represent the First and Second Hytoths.

The Ortothan pantheon is composed of several deities and beings from the First and Second Hytoths, and in the case of the "Voruteut", the Voru. The central figures of the pantheon are the seven guardian deities labeled the Koru-tuesa (Holy Seven). Attributed to an imperfection in their ascension process, the Koru-teusa required the propitiation of blood to maintain divine status: self-sacrifice and consent are prioritized, as violence and murder for the forceful acquisition of tribute is condemned almost universally; extremist Ortothan subsects found to do such practices are shunned and often forcefully disbanded by Ortothan warriors. Over the eons, most of the Koru-teusa died or disappeared, gradually reaching the point where only one is currently alive.

  • Zeyu-leusan, the Holy First - Founder of the Koru-teusa. Was said to be missing their left arm, and had the power of a trillion stars in their right hand. Was the first of the Holy Seven to die, as they sacrificed themselves to end the First Invasion of Voruteut.
  • Uron-leusan, the Holy Second - A warrior with a pair of swords forged from the fabric of space. Feared by even the other respected Koru-teusa, the jealous Uron-leusan died in combat with the Holy Third.
  • Eov-leusan, the Holy Third - A tinkerer that forged three cannons with dark matter and their blood. Was slain by the Holy Second in a war brought on by the swordsman's jealousy.
  • Rakmou-leusan, the Holy Fourth - Wielder of the Four Spears, and the last of the Koru-teusa. Revered as the last defense for the Second Hytoth, Rakmou-leusan has become the de facto central deity of the Ortothans.
  • Nesren-leusan, the Holy Fifth - A psychic with a fifth arm made from their power. Was inexplicably forgotten millennia ago; by the time they were remembered, they no longer existed.
  • Yorun-leusan, the Holy Sixth - Revered as the Holy Mage, they spread the Ortothan religion through avatars in their research of alien occult practices. Died in 2000 CE defending the Second Hytoth from one of the largest Voruteut invasions in Ortothan history.
  • Myran-leusan, the Holy Seventh - Almost completely wiped from history. All that is known is their name that they had once existed, as records of their exploits had since been lost or destroyed.

The pantheon includes additional deities both alive and deceased, including; Kornoct and Vernoct, guardians of the Orthothan afterlife, the Eitoth; Wonlaik, a hivemind trickster god slain by Rakmou-leusan after an attempt to destabilize the Eitoth; Uravol, a psychic who broke their mind attempting to possess Nohlos, an eel-like primordial god that consumed reality to survive, who lives on in its spawn, the Nohl-Av.[33]

The Ortothan religion was first brought to Earth around 11000 BCE via the "Star-Fallen Messenger" (an avatar of Yorun-leusan, referred to as the "First Messenger" in modern texts), leading to the creation of the Earthen Ortothan Kingdom. The Kingdom came in conflict with other Asian kingdoms such as the Daevites and Xia Dynasty. Around 1600 BCE, the kingdom and nearly all traces of it were destroyed during an event called the Zeroth Occult War.

By the 20th century, the Ortothan belief was reintroduced to members of humanity by Yorun-leusan's "Second Messenger", and the Church of the Second Hytoth was founded in 1900. The Church has multiple churches accessible in major cities such as Toronto, Canada and Jena, Germany, but the Church operates in and is only known to the paranormal community.

The Global Occult Coalition refers to the Church of the Second Hytoth with the codeword "Barlowe", but the Church has received other monikers such as "Stargazers", "Bloodletters", and (in the case of adherents from the Fifthist Church) "Squares" or "Heptagons".


The Horizon Initiative edit

codeword "Trinity".

Three Moons Initiative edit

"You are watched. You are protected. You are loved." The motto of the Three Moon Initiative



  • SCP-2578, a se
    • SCP-2578-A,
    • SCP-2578-B, fascist political figures targeted
    • SCP-2578-C, a set of emails sent to various politicians, civilians, and other human subjects after a successful or aborted Impaler Event. The emails cites payment for the assassination by "abandon[ing] your fears of tyranny" and to remember the Initiative's motto
    • SCP-2578-D,

codeword "Godwin".

Children of the Scarlet King edit

codeword "Mendes".

Children of the Sun & Children of the Night edit

Children of the Torch edit

The Children of the Torch (Chinese: 火炬 Huǒjù zhī Zi)

Autocephalous Mission of Moldova edit

Miscellaneous groups edit

"Nobody" edit

Daevite Empire edit

  • SCP-140, a hardcover book titled A Chronicle of the Daevas.

codeword "Retcon".

The Golden Horde edit

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