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The game fan Picobeena Loves video game such as Taiko yes Tatsujin[1] and other things.
Panzhihua (the stel co) is important to learn. They work with metalls.[2][3]
I play vide ogame.[4]
I have an ADVANED level of GERMAN LANGUAGE, ENGLISH LANGUAGE, EXTRA level of RUSSIAN LANGUAGE and Japanse Chinse 3 word.
So basically, this is my story.
My story[5] edit
A starry night.... edit
One day, it was crazy. I was born in Ghana, to a mother. Her name was Weldingfan0408. These had birth to me in a small town, my one mother, who gave birth to me in Ghanaina Town, on a small night.
First, I was the youngest person on earth. I was crying crazily. Yeah, I've always been my crazy self. But then, basically, I calmed down.
IN TRANSPORTATION: STANHOPE CARRIAGE --> HIBBERT IS LADIES.
After that: 11th November 2018. I found that Taiko yes Tatsujin happenes a while bak.[6]
"ᑫᑦᑨᑪᑬᑭᑒᑑᑡᐤᐛᐬᐬᐗᐕ᧷᧻᧼᧼៚៚៚៚៚៚៚ઇઇંઃઃઁઘככקץץץץʡd͡ʑd͡ʑd͡ʑd͡ʑˈɒ̯âčũӇ;"[7] - from Brendam Yusef.
Then, on a starry night, I found Raleigh and Stanhope. They guided me with this quote.
"Sheena Ringo is my life![8]" -- said me.
You are de le france.
De los france.
This moment:
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The oher story edit
Doing it beforely. edit
長雨の候、ますます御健勝のこととお慶び申し上げます。平素は当店を御利用いただき御厚情のほど、心より御礼申し上げます。
Character list (order of appearance)
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ORIGINUL STORIE WRITTERN BY MARTIN BLOCKSIDGE
Act 1 edit
SCENE ONE edit
(On the stage is just the character PEPPER. Pepper is standing there, alone for about 3 and a half hours[10]. Audience is bored. Suddenly, there was a dug out in the world war. Guns are happening, because it isn’t the war. It’s dark in the trenches, and there are letters lining the floor. Then, all the characters come on stage. They do an short Irish Jig, and each character squeezes all of the other character’s nipples. Banquo and Banquo’s ghost just squeeze each other’s, and nobody else squeeze they’re’s.)
HARDY: I am singing the song! Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I am singing th’song!
(Hardy is sitting on the floor, rubbing himself. Trotter digs his fist into a pineapple, and groans.)
Trotter: It wants some pepper, Stanhope.
HARDY: Bring us some pepper, will you, Mason?
(hardy is killed by a shell. The shell is revealed to be Mason. Pepper begins to rain from the sky.)
(there is silence)
OSBORNE (breaking the silence, by walking in): Well, it’s time for me to do army things, and et cetera! Maps and Guns!
(Raleigh enters)
RALEIGH: Yes! It is time to do this! I am keen and young!
OSBORNE: (softly) Whom are you?
RALEIGH: I am Sir Raleigh! I am keen and young! I want to see Stanhope.
OSBORNE: I am Stanned Hope, the commander of the platoon
(Osborne’s mental condition is worsening quickly.[11] He thinks so many things, but they are never true. Raleigh wonders how Stanhope has aged so quickly, then realises that Osborne is not Stanhope, but a decrepit;)
MASON: Soup’s ‘ere! Nice and hot! I am Mason, culinary chef. (very slowly):
Try my dishes.
RALEIGH: Why thank you, Mason!
(Trotter dies, because Hibbert starts doing the soup.)
STANHOPE: I have just entered the room. My name is Stanhope, but the men call me Stanhope. How do you d- (pause) -wait, it’s Raleigh?
OSBORNE: Hi, I am Raleigh!
(enter R.C Sherrifff, slowly)
R.C SHERRIFF: Hi, I’m Priestly, the commander of this play. And for a bit of backstory: I am the one what wrote this story. And also, Stanhope and Raleigh know eachother from outside of school.
(there’s about 2 seconds of awkward silence. Hibbert starts putting on a dress and becomes ladies.)
(enter MacBeth)
MACBETH: Where is he, WHERE IS HE?
(enter Banquo’s ghost, looking around, puzzled. He exits after 3 seconds.)
(enter Banquo)
BANQUO: Hi!
(MacBeth stabs Banquo. MacBeth Banquoque exeunt.)
STANHOPE: The war.
RALEIGH: Hi, yes, Stanhope, it is me! Raleigh!
STANHOPE: Hi Raleigh! Oh my, it has been so a while since I saw such faces!
(Raleigh stares blankly, a large wizard staring back at him. Something awakens within Raleigh.)
RALEIGH: So, the war, what’s up with it?
(Hibbert, Trotter, Osborne, Stanhope, General Commissioner and Mason all form a circle around Raleigh and link arms.)
RALEIGH: Who are these people?
HIBBERT: Hi! I’m neuralgia Hibbert. (Hibbert’s neuralgia). I am ladies!
MASON: Soup’s ‘ere! Nice ‘n hot.
Trotter: It wants some pepper, Stanhope.
OSBORNE: Hi Trotter! I am stanhope.
RALEIGH: Thanks! The Spring Offensive could come at any minute.
HIBBERT: I agree, I think the spring offensive could come at any minute, since the guns are getting much closer by the minute.
(enter The Spring Offensive. Everybody screams.)
EVERYBODY: Aahhh!
(Audience is spooked. There is a short pause – nobody knows what quite what to do. Then, the scene ends.)
SCENE TWO edit
( flashback to earlier; the audience is spooked. The spring offensive is standing there, shouting angrily.)
THE SPRING OFFENSIVE: Poo! Poo! I hate the Brits! Poo! Poo! Poo!
GENERAL COMMISIONER: (running in) Everyone! It’s the Spring Offensive!
EVERYONE: Aahh!
THE SPRING OFFENSIVE: Yeah, yeah. It’s me! The spring offensive! I’m here to do guns.
HIBBERT: That’s cool and shit, but have you is ladies?
(Hibbert is ladies)
GENERAL COMMISIONER: Enough chit-chat! Guys, we need to do the wiring raid, which will happen just once! Who wants to go?
OSBORNE: I will! I’m the commander of this party, It’s my duty! And I’ll bring my long lost friend, what I know from Rugger, Raleigh!
RALEIGH: Okay!
OSBORNE (to Trotter): Let’s go, Raleigh!
(‘Stanhope’ and ‘Raleigh’ go on the wiring raid.)
(they do the wiring raid.)
THE SPRING OFFENSIVE: I’m going to kill Osborne NOW!
(the spring offensive stabs Osborne.)
OSBORNE: Fuck! (Osborne dies).
STANHOPE: The war.
Trotter: Shit! Osborne’s dead!
(they party)
(raleigh walks as though he were dead)
Trotter: Thanks, guys! Nice part Stanhope!
HIBBERT: Nice party, Stanhope! Have we talked about my lady postcards yet?
STANHOPE: Shut up Hibbert! Go to bed!
Trotter: Gad Damn it!
RALEIGH: Guys, how can you party when yall just saw Osborne fucking die?
STANHOPE: SHUT IT, BOY! (Stanhope tries to stab Raleigh but the Spring offensive holds him back.)
CURTAIN FALLS- END OF ACT ONE
Act 2 edit
SCENE ONE edit
(There are loads of guns happening. Stanhope is still angry, and he is walking up and down, screaming. He is holding a knife, and the Spring offensive is dead on the floor.)
STANHOPE: The guns! The guns! The Boche are here!
(Enter The Boche)
RALEIGH: Oh dear! I am not very keen now.
STANHOPE: I DON’T care! I am very angry at you still because you don’t like my drinking.
RALEIGH: It is whatever. (Raleigh is shot.)
MASON: The food is here! The food is here!
STANHOPE: Thanks Mason. Got any pepper?
TROTTER: It wants some pepper, Stahope.
HIBBER: I love ladies
STANHOPE: Shut you Hibbert!
RALEIGH (no longer keen): I am no longer keen.
MASON: Sorry Stanhope, I haven’t got any pepper.. (shifts nervously) Please forgive me..
STANHOPE: Fuck you, Fag!
(the guns get louger.)
STANHOPE: Look at the time. I think it’s time to do army things.
(Stanhope, Raleigh, Hibber, and the mason become guns and walk up the dugout steps. Trotter tries to get up the steps, but he has eaten too much and is stuck.)
Trotter: (eating)My name is Trotter, like the pig. The men call me that be- (burps)… Sorry about that! (Regains composure) The men call me that because of my fat nature. You see, pigs eat a lot, and I eat a lot. Pigs trot, hence the name of “Trotter”. Hope this helps!
(Exit Banquo) (Enter Banquo’s Ghost)
(Dugout is exploded by shell with Trotter inside. Trotter dies.)
(The Taliban Come)
EVERYONE (in unison, Trotter included): Aaah! Oh well.
STANHOPE & RALEIGH: I guess the prophecy came true!
GENERAL COMMISIONER: It’s time to do the wiring raid.
(they do the wiring raid)
GENERAL COMMISIONER: Well done for doing the wiring raid! I killed Hibbert and Trotter because Hibbert was ladies and Trotter was too fat.
(Trotter dies)
(enter Trotter)
(Osborne comes back from the dead)
OSBORNE: My name is Stanhope.
MASON: The food is ‘ere! Beef Soup.
Trotter: It wants some pepper, Stahope.
(Osborne becomes pepper, and levitates carefully into the soup. Trotter eats some and dies.)
RALEIGH: I guess the prophecy comes true!
STAHOPE: The war!
RALEIGH: (nervously) After the wiring raid – Stahope, I feel as if I am PTSD.
(Raleigh is shot, again)
MASON: The soup’s ‘ere! Beef Soup.
Trotter: It wants some pepper, Stanhope.
STANHOPE: Bring us some pepper, will you Stanhope?
MASON: (becoming pepper) here is your pepper, Stanhope.
THE TALIBAN: Thanks, Mason.
(guns get louder, a shell explodes in front of Raleigh.)
(enter Trotter)
RALEIGH: Aah! (Raleigh is shot) Deniss, look after my sister, won’t you? [[File:Wizarding-world-portrait.png|thumb|This what [[Aragorn|Trotter]] look ike]] (Trotter dies)
(enter Trotter)
(Osborne is no longer pepper, and appears in the place of the soup bowl, balancing precariously on the bowl. He is wet with soup, the smell of soup and the viscous liquid dripping from him.)
OSBORNE: MY NAME IS STANHOPE, NOT DENISS!
MASON: Soup’s ‘ere! Beef Soup.
STANHOPE: PEPPER.
(Osborne becomes pepper.)
RALEIGH (dying): I am bleeding! I am bleeding!
(Trotter dies)
RALEIGH: Help me! (Raleigh is shot)
STANHOPE: Okay Raleigh, I will help you
(stanhope starts to make a high pitched screeching sound in Raleigh’s ear, poking his multiple gun wounds and laughing.)
HIBBERT: Stanhope, I don’t think that’s helping!!
(Hibbert’s neuralgia)
SCENE 2 edit
(enter Banquo. Banquo & Banquo’s ghost wink at eachother, knowingly. Banquo’s ghost scores a strike in bowling, and they kiss passionately. Banquo’s hands begin to move seductively from Banquo’s Ghost’s head, down his torso, with a cheeky squidge of Banquo’s Ghost’s nipples on the way down.)
BANQUO’S GHOST: Nghh~~… Calm down.. I’m sensitive there..~~
(Banquo does not listen. He keeps on squidging Banquo’s Ghost’s nipples. Banquo looks down to Banquo Ghost’s lower half, and sees his quickly hardening member.)
BANQUO: I see I am exciting you, Banquo Ghost~~
(Trotter dies)
BANQUO’S GHOST (flushed):…S-stop it and keep on… Nghh~
(Banquo moves his hands further down, reaching his tight thong…)
BANQUO: Let’s take this to the next level… I see you’re really excited down there, Banquo ghost~
(Banquo and Banquo’s ghost begin to take it to the next level, kissing more and more passionately. The air becomes steamy with the air of love and passion. Slight moans of Banquo’s Ghost echo through the dugout. Looking at the two, they are a mass of skin and hands, sharing each other’s body heat, writhing with the beauty of pure love. Banquo’s hands begin to move down Banquo’s tho-)
OSBORNE: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, HIBBERT!
(Osborne goes on the wiring raid, thinking he is Stanhope, and dies.)
(Banquo and Banquo’s ghost carry on making out in the background. Nobody else can see them.)
STANHOPE: The War.
RALEIGH: (dying)
(Trotter dies)
THE BOCHE: Hi Everybody! I’m the Boche. Yeah, Yeah, I’m the person who’s being kill everyone.
(Trotter dies)
STANHOPE (to THE BOCHE): Hi, Boche. Why do you war?
THE BOCHE: Well, bec-
MASON: Food’s ‘ere!
(Trotter dies)
THE TALIBAN (in heavy Indian accent, played by white people): PEPPER
(stanhope gets shot)
(Raleigh is shot)
(Trotter dies)
(Hibbert is ladies.)
RALEIGH: I think I’m shot! I’m going down! Mayday! Mayday!
(this is the moment in what Audience realises that all this time, Raleigh is planes.)
AUDIENCE: It all makes sense now!
THE BIG WIZARD: Hahaha. Yes, it’s me. The BIG WIZARD. I’m basically what turned Raleigh into planes.
RALEIGH: HOW DARE YE!
(it does not make sense to Osborne, who thinks he is Stanhope.)
(Trotter dies)
SCENE 3 edit
(Osborne comes back from the wiring raid, and realises he has always been America Man Obama.)
OBAMA (asking the audience): But, tell me! What is my sirred name?!
Trotter: It wants some Pepper, Mason.
(Trotter dies)
RALEIGH: The big wiszard, I’m sick of you. Shut you are mouth, and die!
(the Big Wizard turns Hungarian and changes his name to the big Wiszard)
THE WISZARD (in a thick Hungarian accent): How dare ye! I will throw (Trotter dies) the large boy at ye!
(the big Wiszard throws the large boy at Raleigh. Raleigh is now nettles. The large boy is my son, age 3.)
SON, AGE 3: Ay Carumba!
THE TALIBAN: My son, age 3, fell in the nettle bed. Bed seemed a curious name for those green spears, that regiment of spite behind the shed: it was no place for rest. With sobs and tears, the boy came seeking comfort and I saw white blisters beaded on his tender skin. We soothed him till his pain was not so raw. At last he offered us a watery grin, and then I took my billhook, honed the blade and went outside and slashed my furry with it, till not a nettle in that fierce parade stood upright any more. And then I lit a funeral pyre to burn the fallen dead, but in two weeks the busy sun and rain had called up tall recruits behind the shed: my son would often feel sharp wounds again.
[[1989 Tiananmen Square protests and massacre|(Trotter dies)]]
RALEIGH: I’m fighting you, right now!
THE WISZARD: (rubbing himself) just touch me instead!
STANHOPE: No man of mine shall do that!
(Raleigh and The Big Wiszard begin to get closer and closer together. Their eyes lock – Raleigh thinks he is irresistible. As them look at each other, it’s inevitable what will happen next.)
OSBORNE: SHOW ME THAT LETTER!
(Osborne picks up one of the many letters that line the floor)
(Trotter gets spooked and dies)
HIBBERT: The letter Scene.
RALEIGH: Don-chan
(there is a silence. Quiet drum noises can be heard in the distance. The guns are happening.)
(Raleigh is shot)
RALEIGH: Sorry about that! Basically, what I was trying to say (Raleigh is shot by the Taliban) is that, Don’t you dare look in my letter!
(stanhope looks at the letter and reads out loud, carefully.)
STANHOPE: So now I will dictate: “Hi Mum, Sister and Son, age 3. I am Raleigh.”
(Raleigh is shot)
(Trotter dies)
STANHOPE (carries on dictating): “And I have a big crush on The Wiszard. His abs… His mouth… I want him to top me… I want him to turn me into planes…” : I swear I didn’t write tha-
STANHOPE: DON’T INTERRUPT ME! (carries on dictating) … “Ever since I came to the party, he caught my eyes.. his powers and view were enticing… I want him in me.”
THE WISZARD: W-well… I’m flattered!
RALEIGH: Should we.. do it?
THE WISZARD: Sure!
(Trotter dies)
STANHOPE: Ngh! I hate it! I am now going to drinking!
(stanhope becomes whiskey and touches Hibbert neuralgia.)
HIBBERT: I am ladies now!
SCENE 4 edit
(happening simultaneously)
(Banquo and Banquo’s ghost are getting hornier and hornier. Like a rabid dog, Banquo rips off Banquo’s ghost’s ghost thong, exposing his cute naked ghost body.)
BANQUO GHOST: I.. I want you, Banquo.. I need you~
BANQUO: I need you too..
(Banquo strips off naked too, and slams his exposed pole into Banquo Ghost’s tight buss-)
STANHOPE: I guess it’s time for me to start drinking some more. I’m really annoyed about this!
Trotter: It needs some more pepper, Stanhope.
(Trotter dies.)
MASON: Soup’s ‘ere! I’m Mason!
(both interrupted by angry screaming, it is Osborne, thinking he is Hibbert.)
OSBORNE: Guys, it’s my neuralgia! I can’t deal with it!
THE TALIBAN: We don’t care. You’re really ugly and we don’t like you.
(Trotter gets hit by a falling piano and dies, pepper exits.)
PEPPER: Act 3
(Osborne is walking around confusedly.)
OBMA: I’m confused as to what to do now that I am Obama, said Obama. What do I do? I can’t deal with being Obama so much. I think I’ll just go back to being my Stanhope friend, Uncle stanhope.
(Obama turns back into Osborne, his original self. There was no change, because the Osborne was always himself. He still thinks he is stanhope.)
OSBORNE: Ahhh, back to normal. Commanding my party! Time to check letters. Now, Raleigh, Raleigh, Raleigh, what you what did it when you want?
STANHOPE: I’m really sick of this. I’m so so sick of this. Uncle boy, put me to sleep, will you?
(Trotter shoots himself in the head)
OSBORNE: Sure thing, Raleigh. Night there, Night ther-
MASON: Soup’s ‘ere! Nice ‘n hot! Just how you LIKE IT.
Trotter: It needs some pepper.
STANHOPE: Bring us some pepper, will you, Mason?
(mason becomes pepper.)
Trotter: Thanks, Mason! (takes drink of the soup) w-What’s happening? What’s happening to my body?
(Trotter begins to undergo mitosis, and splits into two.)
[[Dissociative identity disorder|EVIL Trotter]]: Hahaha! I am evil Trotter, here to KILL YOU!!!!
Trotter: Aah!
(an epic fight scene breaks out above the dugout. The Boche, Taliban, Mason, Hibbert, Stanhope, Osborne, the Wiszard and Raleigh are looking. After a lot of struggle, evil Trotter kills Trotter.) (evil Trotter is hit by a bus)
RALEIGH: Holy fucking shit! That was intense! But Mason, why did you make that so crazy?
(Raleigh is shot)
RALEIGH: Fuck! I’m dying!
MASON: For all of my life, I have said these same words. I am the Mason, of this company, what likes to cook. But I’m SICK and TIRED of it.
(Raleigh is shot)
OSBORNE: You know what, Mason? I’m sick of having YOU in my party what I command. I’m firing you. Yeah, that’s right.
STANHOPE: Osborne what the fuck
OSBORNE: Shut the fuck up Raleigh. Mason, pack up you are things. I’m sick of having you in my party what I command. I’m firing you. Yes, tha-
MASON: Soup’s ‘ere! Nice ‘n hot!
Trotter: It needs some pepper.
(Trotter dies.)
STANHOPE: (to Osborne) Got any pepper, Stanhope?
(Raleigh is shot)
(Trotter signs up for an Instagram account and dies)
OSBORNE: I’m literally Osborne, Stanhope. What the fuck is wrong with you?
STANHOPE: I- (pauses, tears brewing in his eyes, looks away from Osborne).. I’m sorry, Osborne.
OSBORNE: I’m sorry too. S-stanhope… Your eyes look beautiful like that.. Look into my eyes, Stanhope. I want to see your face..
STANHOPE (looking into his eyes): I’m looking at you Osborne... You look amazing. (farts, loudly)
OSBORNE: You look amazing too.. L-listen… I’m sorry for the way I was acting, (speech and breathing slowly get quicker throughout until words blend into one, farts after every word), it was stupid, it’s just ever since the wiring raid and the reality of war I was scared and didn’t know where to turn an-
STANHOPE (soothingly, interrupting osborne): shhh… shhhh… Just look into my eyes, Osborne. You’re okay now. (does large poo)
(Trotter dies, Stanhope and Osborne lock eyes and lean in to kiss. Explosions are happening all around. Raleigh is shot, and Trotter dies whilst doing a really big poo on the toilet.)
UKRAINE: This is so Ukrainian!
(Macbeth stabs Ukraine)
CURTAIN FALLS – ACT 2 ENDS
ACT 3 edit
SCENE 1 edit
(the boche and the taliban are fighting like crazy. General commissioner. The general commissioner, Osborne, Stanhope and Trotter are having a conversation about their relationship. Guns are happening, because the Boche are here! Trotter is doing a poo in a comically small porcelain toilet in the corner of the room. There is silence for the first 5 seconds of the scene; the smell of poo fills the room, and small, irregular plops can be heard, emanating from Trotter’s naughty bum. Trotter dies, and the speaking starts.)
Trotter: Mm mm!
GENERAL COMMISIONER: (slowly) ?!
STANHOPE: Thanks, General Commissioner! (Stares nervously at Osborne. Osborne starts to turn into pepper.)
OSBORNE: So, Stanned hope. The letter scene, Right?!
STANHOPE: Don’t bring Raleigh’s this.
OSBORNE: I am uncle.
HIBBERT: Yes, and I am ladies! (Hibbert is ladies.)
THE WISZARD[12]: Don’t speak about Raleigh what you just did!
(swaeting)
THE WISZARD: Raleigh, me and Raleigh, Stanned hope: We did it.
STANHOPE: No! No man of mine must do this!
(the wiring raid)
(tries to run at the Wiszard, with murderous intent in his eyes. Osborne holds him back)
OSBOREN: Don’t did it! Don’t did it!
STANHOPE: I challendge you to a dance battle! (struggling against Osboren)
(Raleigh)
RALEIGH: What happens here?
(son , age 3, falls into the nettle bed. Ukraine, on the floor, gets up and starts doing the griddy until the end of the play.)
THE WISZARD: Whelk, Whelk, Whelk. You are friend ‘Stanhope’ is being Rude to Me.
RALEIGH: Is this true? (Raleigh is Shot)
STANHOPE: I guess, it is. (Boom.)
RALEIGH: This get to be QUITE a conundrum. (stanhoe FART.)
OSBORNE: No, Raleigh! I swear, it is not what it looks like!
THE WISZARD: I think you’ll find it DOES look like that. Now, If you don’t mind me, I have a dance battle to attend to.
(the wiszard and stanhope dance like crazy. The Boche hurts both of them by pulling their toenails a bit. Ukraine. Then, all of a sudden, the Taliban comes.)
THE TALIBAN: Hey, you! Stop you are bullying!
THE BOCHE: Fuck off! For those who are new to this play, basically, I’m the Boche – the villain of this play. Yeah, yeah, I’m the one who’s being kill everyone. And yeah, I know you’re thinking, wh-
THE TALIBAN: (shooting the boche): You are being KILL EVERYONE? Fuck!
(The wiszard and Stanhope stop dancing to realise that they are differences are stupid, and that they should be friends again. Raleigh and Osborne get really wet seeing their newfound life partners so emotionally mature!)
RALEIGH & OSBORNE: Oh, my fucking god, I’m so wet right now!
WISZARD & STANHOPE: Bitch Boys, let’s all kill the boche!
RALEIGH: B-but wait! I’m scared!
STANHOPE: Oh, don’t you worry, my Raleigh! I’m going to be there!
(Trotter comes)
RALEIGH: (hesitating, but regaining confidence)..Oh, alright! I’ll fight the boche!
(spotlights go dark.Gas )
SCENE 2 edit
(spotlights solely on banquo and banquo’s ghost)
| Taiko no Tatsujin | |
|---|---|
| Genre(s) | Rhythm |
| Developer(s) | Namco Bandai Namco Studios |
| Publisher(s) | Bandai Namco Entertainment |
| Creator(s) | Tatsuhisa Yabushita |
| Platform(s) | Arcade, PlayStation 2, Nintendo DS, Wii, Advanced Pico Beena, PlayStation Portable, Mobile phone [which?], Nintendo 3DS, PlayStation Vita, iOS, Android, Wii U, PlayStation 4, Nintendo Switch, macOS, Microsoft Windows, Xbox One, Xbox Series X/S |
| First release | Taiko no Tatsujin February 21, 2001 |
| Latest release | Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythm Festival September 23, 2022 |
(Banquo is busy ploughing Banquo’s ghost. It’s such an intimate moment- Banquo’s ghost is lost in pleasure, as the slow but regular thrusts of Banquo get harder and harder, Banquo’s ghost body shaking as Banquo thrusts his love into him. His legs are shaking and he is wet as fuck. Both their faces are red, crimson red, as they’re lost in the passion of the moment. Banquo’s Ghost moans fill the room as he feels pleasure from every part of his body; one of Banquo’s hands on his hard stick, one on his sensitive nipples, he’s being filled in one hole and his mouth is met with Banquo’s. They feel so horny right now.)
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(the audience is Hibbert)
HIBBERT: (the audience says this line) I am ladies!
(Hibbert laughs at the appreciation and puts both of his hands into the thumb position, in order to put both of his thumbs up. He lets out a cute giggle, and the audience laugh heartily and give a standing ovation. Then, Hibbert truly is ladies, ascends, and turns to powder.)
(Banquo and Banquo’s ghost carry on making hot love).
RALEIGH: (walking in, clapping hands in a 19/6 rhythm 359 bpm style.) Well, boys, it’s time to do the shit.
(enter Trotter) (Trotter dies)
STANHOPE (to Trotter): Let’s go, Raleigh! I am keen now. (does large poo)
(Trotter dies)
STANHOPE: Osborne (breaking the guns)
THE SMELL OF BACKSTORY: I think your pepper, Stahope.
(Osborne is doing a pineapple)
OSBORNE: I am bleeding
(Trotter dies)
RALEIGH: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! OSBORNE’S DEAD!
OSBORNE: Yes, and this is ladie time.
(the commander of poo fills the Taliban)
WISZARD: Okay, but how do we fight the boche?
(Raleigh, stanhope and Osborne look first at Hibbert powder, then back at Wiszard, then look behind him. The Taliban is standing behind him, looking badass.)
WISZARD: (awkwardly) theyre... rrrright behind me, aren’t they?!
TALIBAN; Hell yeah! Fuck yeah! Guns and FUCK!
(they all cheer)
(the boche cowers in fear)
STANHOPE: Hey, Mason, fetch us some soup, will you?
MASON: What?
STANHOPE: Mason, you heard the man. Bring some soup!
MASON: Whatevaaaa like.
(mason leaves, anger brewing inside him)
(they all pause, joining raleigh’s epic as shit 19/6 359 bpm style clapping.)
GENERAL COMMISSIONER: Guys, enough chit chat! How do guns.
(Hibbert is ladies)
STANHOPE: Oh, sorry GC! Just wanted to bite to eat, that is all, before I do my guns!
GENERAL COMMISSIONER: It’s not okay. You’re fired.
(stanhope bangs bigly)
STANHOPE: What?
MASON: What? You may not fire Stanhope.
GENERAL COMMISIONER: Stanhope, your out.
EVERYONE: Noooooooo!
OSBORNE: But, WAIT! WAIT! GC!! NOOOOOO!!!!!
(to himself)
OSBORNE: To be continued....
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