Here is some information about me. I wouldn't normally use words like shiz, but obscene language is not permitted in wikipedia user names.

Languages

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
pi-1ayaṃ puggalo navako Pāliyaṃ.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
Thou/YeThis user wants to resurrect the T–V distinction in English.
theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.
couldn't'veThis user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word.
byThe passive voice may be used by this user.
"There's" with a plural subjectThis user knows that "there's" with a plural subject is a pervasive grammatical error. There's There are too many people making this mistake. Don't be one of them.


... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
than
then
This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
which & thatThis user knows how to use which and that correctly.
less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.
much & manyThis user understands the difference between much & many.
Latin Plurals: "Data is are..." This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".
ain't nobodyThis user hates seeing double negatives clutter up the English language. He/she wants to stomp it out no matter what it takes.
.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
;This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.
ANAL 5This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.
MistEYkThis user does not always see their grammar mistakes. It would be nice of you to correct them.
UKThis user uses British English.
enThis user supports the
English English language.
User:Keys767/UBX/KillAmericanEnglish
Oh shit!This user thinks profanity does not exist. They believe that such words are the same as any other words and should be treated as such.
dm-5This user speaks death metal roars, screams, grunts, snarls, and growls at a professional level.
sar-0This user cannot speak sarcasm nor can they easily pick up on it. Therefore, this user will think you're serious every second you're being sarcastic.

Computing

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 This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
 This user is against DRM.
 This user is against cyberbullying.
 This user really likes old computers.
BBSThis user knows what a BBS is and has accessed them by phone line.
 This user learnt how to use all their fingers for typewriting.
 This user still remembers these.
 This user remembers using punch cards.
 This user uses LaTeX and admires its power.
C:\>_This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.
This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.
OS/2This user is a former user of OS/2.
 This user uses BitTorrent.
BTThis user uses BitTornado.
isoThis user supports isoHunt.
napThis user used Napster back when it was free.
 This user supports The Pirate Bay.
 This user's computer is infected with malware!
BASIC-NThis user is a native BASIC programmer.
vbThis user is a fluent Visual Basic user.
vbs-4This user is an expert VBScript programmer.
vba-4This user is an expert Visual Basic for Applications programmer.
bat-1This user is an occasional Batch programmer.
C-1This user is a beginning C programmer.
for-2This user is an intermediate Fortran programmer.
MAT-2This user is an intermediate MATLAB programmer and user.
pas-2This user is an intermediate Pascal programmer.
py-2This user is an intermediate Python programmer.

Recreation

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 This user plays Risk.
S1This user is a Scrabble player.
 This user is a fan of
first-person shooters.
 This user writes games on their graphing calculator.
 This user likes to play strategy games on a computer.
 This user has experienced
The Red Ring of Death.
 This user plays the Xbox 360.
Vault-TecThis user uses Vault-Tec products.
  This user plays Guitar Hero on expert.
MW2This user enjoys playing Modern Warfare 2.


 This user works with Anomalous Materials
BioShockThis user is in search of Rapture.
pno-3This user is an advanced pianist.
gtr-1This user is a novice guitarist.
 This user is a Songwriter
 This user is a bass.
choirThis user sings in a choir.
 This user knows advanced
music theory.
  This user has relative pitch.
 This user enjoys music by Johann Sebastian Bach.
 This user enjoys music by
Ludwig van Beethoven.
   All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.
 This user enjoys heavy metal music.
 This user is doomed to love goth music.

Education

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138-145This user's IQ is 138-145.
 This user studied or studies at the University of Manchester
 This user's favorite subject is physics.
This user has two academic degrees.
MPhysThis user has a Master of Physics degree.
PhD(c)This user is a doctoral student in Theoretical Physics.
2:1This user has an Upper second class honours degree in Physics.
 This user graduated with a Master's Degree from the University of Salford.
 This user graduated from the University of Manchester.
MThis user has a Master's degree.

Work

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 This user is a teacher.
 This user is an academic.

Beliefs

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 This user likes to ponder Philosophical questions like "Why does 2 + 2 = 4?" and "Why can it not equal 5?"
  This user believes in logic.
  This user has a keen interest in the philosophy of physics.
 This user prefers to read sacred texts in their original language whenever possible.
 This user doesn't believe in myths or superstitions.


athThis user is an atheist.
BuddhistThis user practices in accordance with Theravada Buddhism