The following text is released under public domain of the GFSL license (GNU Free Silliness License) and may lack comedic talent. It is the reader's understanding that when they click the link to this page that it is in fact dull, boring, and poorly written. Persian Poet Gal admits to being a ham and sometimes likes to mock herself. She instates that it is too bad if you think it is stupid to do so. The author knows she is referring to herself in the third person now and quite enjoys it. You will receive a free cat if you also agree that you like cats just as the author does. Anybody who believes the following giveaway is then just as silly as Persian Poet Gal and will not receive a cat. But then this introduces a double negative because you may have agreed to liking cats and the original sentence said you would get a cat. Can you figure out where this small text disclaimer is going at this point? Neither can I. Oops, the author realized that she broke her third-person-only references and will not do so again. You would think by now that this is the end of this redundant bottom disclaimer but it is not. This however is the end.