"Wikipedia does not have a user page with this exact name. In general, this page should be created and edited by User:Peanutty."
"Wikipedia is not an advertising service. Promotional articles about yourself, your friends, your company or products; or articles created as part of a marketing or promotional campaign, may be deleted in accordance with our deletion policies. For more information, see Wikipedia:Spam."
Hmmm...so create a page about yourself, but make sure it doesn't promote you. Whatever. Maybe when Wikipedia realizes that there needs to be an exchange, you know "give and take" and not just "take"...well, then, maybe I'll be back. If it's not too late.