Here are some userboxes that apply to me.
I'm not a big fan of userboxes, but ...
Most of these userboxes were stolen, a long, long time ago, from: AndreaPersephone; SalaSkan; and George, aka Christine118500.
More recent additions were stolen from the Lady of Shalott.

Wikipedia edit

         

 This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit.
  This user has been on Wikipedia for 17 years, 1 month and 11 days.
45,000+This user has made more than 45,000 contributions to Wikipedia.

Location edit

 This user is an Australian.
G'day, mate!
 This user comes from Adelaide, South Australia.
 This user's time zone is UTC+9:30.

from April to October

 This user's time zone is UTC+10:30.

from October to March

 

Language use preferences edit

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
AUThis user speaks Australian English.
This space is for rent.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.
snukThis user says snuck.
less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
Subj This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.

Predjudices edit

SIThis user uses the metric system and loves it. 
  This user does not believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, but agrees it is as likely as creationism.

Hang on! Perhaps I do believe in the FSM?

Physical edit

 This user is male.
 This user is straight.
 This user has blue eyes.


Habits & Preferences edit

 
This user does not smoke.
 This user is a carnivore.
 This user prefers rare steak.
 Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.
 This user is nocturnal. 
 This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
 This user eats bananas.
 This user eats cheese.
 This user eats tomatoes.
 This user eats chocolate.

Travels edit

 
4
This user has set foot in 4 continents of the world.
 
27
This user has visited 27 of the 208 countries in the world.
 This user has visited 8 of the states and territories of Australia.8
 This user has visited 3 of the 10 provinces and 3 territories of Canada.3
 
This user has visited 13 of the 27 EU Member States.
13
 This user has visited 2 of the 34 province-level regions of China.2
 This user has visited 14 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.14

Skills/Interests edit

 This user is a bibliophile.
 This user enjoys reading science fiction.
 This user enjoys reading short stories.
  This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".
 This user is a Monty Python fan.
  This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.
 This user is a Doctor Who fan.
7+1This user enjoys the Discworld series.
TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.
BScThis user has a Bachelor of Science degree.
 This user enjoys writing.
 This user enjoys photography.
 This user enjoys classical music.
 This user enjoys chess.
 
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
 This user owns one or more dogs.
newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.
 This user loves using Google Earth.
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.

Other edit