I'm a n00b who can't separate these things out. In order of most relevant.


This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.
WPC This user will get around to being a member of the Wikipedian Procrastination Club
CUVThis user is dedicated to
cleaning up vandalism.
This user patrols the recent changes Old School Style.
no adsThis user is against commercials in Wikipedia.
This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.
☹ This user feels that deletions subject to a popularity contest rather than a verifiability test damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.
Quality, not quantity.This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
NameThis user wants their name to be confidential.XXX
@This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.
This user is a university student.
This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Journalism and minoring in Political Science.
LJThis user maintains a LiveJournal.
This user's spiritual beliefs
are complex and personal.
This user is interested in political science.
This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.
...This user wishes to study more religions.
This user is a history buff.
This user is a bibliophile.
This user likes all types of music.
This user enjoys writing.
saxThis user plays the saxophone and can use circular breathing on it.
This user plays the flute.
This user plays the recorder.
This user is, or once was, a Girl Scout.
FirefoxThis user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
This user knows who the true Father of Science Fiction is.
This user likes the taste of coffee, not cream / sugar /
hazelnut / what have you.
This user would rather drink tea than coffee.
Being from a civilised *urp* nation, I spell whisky without an 'E'
newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.
Dr. Who"I say...would you like a Jelly Baby?"
This user likes to play Role-playing games.
This user is addicted to video games.
This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
?This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.
fan-3This user thinks that Zork is the best computer or video game ever made.
xyzzyThis user has spent too much time in the Colossal Cave.
@ This user plays NetHack.
This user is addicted to playing the Final Fantasy series.
MMO
RPG
This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.
*_*This user loves anime.
DON'T PANICThis user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.
Clue This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving...
V This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!
A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!
SGThis user activates the Stargate to explore other planets.
This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force.
This user attends, has attended, or hopes to attend Starfleet Academy.
Kermit is this user's hero.
MMTLike Mr. Bloodvessel, you can't pry this user from the Magical Mystery Tour.
daft punkThis user likes to work it to Daft Punk.
This user keeps the Electric light on E.L.O.
GThis user feels good.
QueenThis user loves Queen!