Baehing-vahraeyihtee
Baehing-vahraeyihtee is a language, derived from the Germanic languages, which has absolutely no rules as to the spelling of words as long as the spelling is almost similar to the pronunciation. Actually, the only words with predetermined spellings are proper nouns (i.e. Behing-vahraeyihtee, America, Europe, Mexico etc.)
E.G. "Hello, how are you" can be spelled - "Halo, jao aehr yiou?", "Cheloh, haow haer hyiu?", "Haelow, chao arrrh yoo?" etc.
Many of the adjectives are preceded by some form of "being of the variety"
E.G. spoken: "I am being of the happy variety", "I am being of the variety of the happy, which is a happy variety" etc.
It is commonly known as the world's most difficult language to learn, because of its lack of standardized spelling and its random, paradoxical grammatical rules. Baehing-vahraeyihtee's grammar is the most difficult in the world.
E.G. Here is a sentence in English -> "Hello, how are you doing now?"
The same question in Baehing-vahraeyihtee without any applied grammar rules -> "Chelo, jao ees eet zhat Jiuooh aehr dohengg?",
The same question in Baehing-vahraeyihtee with applied grammar rules -> ",Jiuooh: jao ees, 'CHELO! zhat eet, ,, dohengg~?~aehr;"
Rule #1: The direct object should go at the beginning of the sentence followed by a colon."
E.G. English -> "What are you doing now?"
Baehing-vahraeyihtee -> "Yhiouu: deuheng~?~aehr;"
Rule #2: Greetings should go after the third word in each sentence. They should be introduced by a single quotation and ended by an exclamation mark. They should be capitalized.
E.G. English -> "Good morning, how are you on this fine day?"
Baehing-vahraeyihtee -> "Eue: chao aohn 'GEUD MOARNENGH! daeh ahv dah fein verieihty ?~ahr;"
Rule #3: "are" verbs (i.e. "are swimiming", "are running" etc) should be written as the infinitive verb~are.
E.G. English -> "Are you swimming?"
Baehing-vahraeyihtee -> "Yiuu: suihmeng~?~aer;"
Rule #4: If an "are" verb is in a question, the question mark should be placed in the middle of the verb.
E.G. English -> "How are you running?"
Baehing-vahraeyihtee -> "Yooh: haow ruhnaing~?~aehr;"
Rule #5: Only the last sentence in a paragraph ends with a period, every other sentence in the paragraph should end with a semi-colon.
E.G. English -> "I like muffins. Do you like muffins? Muffins are great."
Baehing-vahraeyihtee -> "Ayh leike mahfins; Juoo: dhu uv da mhufen vraity ?~laik; Mafens arrh ov de gerait vheraiitee."
Rule #6: In a question, the question mark should be incorporated as ?~verb.
E.G. English -> "Do you have rice?"
Baehing-vahraeyihtee -> "Uioo: duh aev ta reise beraiiytay ?~chaf;"
Rule #7: Anything outside of these six rules can be basically made up at will.