User:Ob1-kenogle
Coming soon...! (Actually, coming as soon as I can figure out a few teensy things that are still "a puzzlement" to me, such as what the dicketydock is a signature (in Wikicontext, as in "how typing four (4) tildes (tildes) somehow signs any edits I make to a Talk page, and other fundamentally, uh...fundamental Mysteries of the Wikiverse").
Having only just joined Wikipædia's noble Fæght against the spread of rampant balderdashery in thiss worlde (and beyonde), I'd shoorely hate to discover my having inadvertently (but nonetheless carelessly) allowed to infiltrate, into these hallowed pages, the very manner of balderdasherocity we dooe continually endeavore, with no thought too oure owne safety, to eradicate frome this corner of the multiverse. Or something like that. Ever since Balder didd dashe his firste, hath wee mortals sowght to roote owte...
Um, never mind, and sorry about rambling like that. I'll save it for my first contribution to "Wikimyths."
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