User:Nz26/secretsandbox

April Fools 2010

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Hi! Im Nz26. You may have noticed that I was human, Until the Cybermen converted me to a robot. Jimbo Wales has the tedious task of picking up the mess I leave behind, So please be nice to my master. I am now set to serve the WikiEmpire of these United States of Wikipedia, Rulers of the World until my circuits short circuit.

What does Nz26 actually do?

Nz26 is the slave of the lord, The Holy Right Honorable King of the Empire Jimbo Wales. He does tasks like Editor for Deletion, Banishment, and many other tasks in which the Lord forbids the empire to know of.

Why does he serve the Holy Right Honorable King of the Empire Jimbo Wales?

Because

But WHY?

Because!

Cmon, The people of the WikiEmpire want to know!

Im not saying, Next time you ask, You receive a banishment!

WWWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYY????????

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Please don't bug me. Thanks for visiting!

THIS IS A APRIL FOOLS PRANK