Myself

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 This user is a university student.
 This user is a scientist.
 This user is an advanced mathematician.
 This user prefers the metric system.
 This user is, or once was, a Girl Scout.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
 
This user does not smoke.
C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.
 This user is an Aries.
This user was born in the year of the Rat. 
  This user's favourite colour is blue.
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This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.
.....This user is a professional procrastinator.
 This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
 
This user loves cake.
 This user loves pancakes.
 This user likes pie.
  This user loves fruit.
  This user eats sushi.
 This user drinks bubble tea.

Language

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Spoken / Written
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en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.
en-CA
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This user has a near-native understanding of Canadian English.
CAThis user uses
Canadian English spelling.
UKThis user uses British English.
fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
BS-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Bullshit.
gbDz uadddr za nagve sspkr Gbrsh.
fgn-1This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign.
LE-2This user frequently messes up punctuation and grammar of large sections of text, but not too seriously.
...This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.
Programming
C-1This user is a beginning C programmer.
HTML-2This user is an intermediate HTML user.
MATThis user is a MATLAB programmer and user.
mpl-1This user is a beginner Maple programmer.

General Interest

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  This user is interested in the
British Isles.
 This user likes all types of music.
band-3This user likes Travis (band).
 This user enjoys knitting.
 This user enjoys photography.
 This user is addicted to travel.
 This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.
 This user is interested in the Victorian period.
  This user prefers warm weather.

TV/Film/Animation

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LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
 Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
Dr WhoThis user has been a
Doctor Who fan since the
Ninth Doctor.
9th
  In another 'verse this user would be a Browncoat.

Computer & Internet

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LJThis user maintains a LiveJournal.
 
This user maintains a Facebook profile.
 
*This user can be found on many IM networks.
  This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
  This user uses Google Maps.
 This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.
 This user uses Azureus.
 This user uses eMule.
napThis user used Napster back when it was free.
 This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
 This user contributes using Opera.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
  This user contributes using a PC.
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.
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This user uses Intel processors exclusively.

Believes & Opinions

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 該用戶認為漢字簡化破壞了漢字之美。
This user thinks that the beauty of Chinese characters is ruined by simplifying them.
♂♀This user supports gender equality.
 This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.
</label>This user does not wish to limit their sexual experiences by applying a label indicating a specific sexual orientation.
  This user supports equal rights for queer people.
 This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
eh This user is an apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists.
 This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.
  This user understands biological evolution.
 This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang.
 This user reserves the right to completely screw up her own edits.
 This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.