Hey guys, I'm Nkllon.
| MIA | This user is a fan of the Miami Dolphins |
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This user despises the New York Yankees. | 
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| LAD | This user is a fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers |
| WSH | This user is a fan of the Washington Nationals. |
| WAS | This user is a fan of the Washington Wizards |
| UFC | This user is a fan of the Ultimate Fighting Championship. |
 | This user plays basketball. |
 | This user plays American football. |
 | This user knows that American football is the only true football. |
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This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console. |
 | This user owns an Xbox 360 Premium. |
 | This user has experienced The Red Ring of Death. |
 | This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids. |
| Star Wars | This user is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. |
| ATHF | This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G. |
| FG | This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet. |
| FG! | I don't know what a Hollaback Girl is. All I know is I want her dead. |
 | This user does not accept coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time... |
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| CAPTAIN ZAPP BRANNIGAN | This user finds the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. |
 | This user watches South Park. |
| SP | This user killed Kenny. This user is a bastard. |