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ArbCom, not GovCom
This user elected ArbCom to resolve disputes, not to govern.
This user's privacy, safety and liberty are threatened by America's bullshit.
</ref>This user finds referencing paranoia disruptive and recommends applying common sense instead.
This user is very lazy. Please feel free to do their work for them.
This user believes there is indeed an cabal. And actively opposes it.
This user supports the right of anonymous users to edit Wikipedia.
This user believes that secret societies should be left in the schoolyard.
Hold onto your butts! The universe may implode any second because this user is about to discover the meaning and question of life.
This user just covered Harry Winkler in bees! ... Sorry Harry!
This user is not an administrator and has no desire to ever be one.
This user is not a Wikipedia bureaucrat, and hopes to see them off Wikipedia forever.
This user believes in certain conspiracy theories.
This user is interested in conspiracy theories but thinks lizards, and antisemitic theories are disinformation



The eye is watching this user, and this user opposes it.