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This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

This user can write HTML.

This user can write XHTML.

This user can write XML.

This user can program in JavaScript.

This user can code PHP.

This user writes programs that access MySQL.

This user comes from Australia.

This user has visited 6 of the 205 countries in the world.

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This user likes to spin pens.

This user is a skeptic.

This user enjoys woodworking.

This user flies RC Planes and does NOT think they're toys!

This user is a swimmer.

This user knows your mother
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This user is interested in higher education.

This user is interested in conspiracy theories but thinks lizards, UFOs and antisemitic theories are disinformation

This user is a university student.