I am a cat loving, die-heart beard stroker who teaches History. My beard is 12 feet long, so I have to roll it up to ride my dinosaur named Laozi after the starter of the Philosophical system of Taoism. One thing that is unique about me is that I still occasionally play Pokemon Go which nobody does. I get overly excited about ancient China, and go to sleep every night listening to the audible recording of The Art of War.