Murphyr

I'll just leave this to the userboxes.

MurphspotThis user maintains a mediocre blog.	enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.	de-2Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.
This user is a chemist.	ACThis user is an alumnus of Allegheny College	This user attends or attended Northwestern University.
BSThis user has a Bachelor of Science degree.	This user is a skeptic.	This user is interested in politics.
agn This user is agnostic.	This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.	An Adventurer is this User.
PITThis user is a fan of the Pittsburgh Pirates	PITThis user is a fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers.	PITThis user is a fan of the Pittsburgh Penguins
This user plays the bass guitar.	bass-1This user is a novice double bassist.	This user enjoys ska.
This user lives in Chicago.	This user hails from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.	This user listens to NPR.
This user reads The Chicago Tribune.	This user reads The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.	Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.	BRThis user is a 21st Century Digital Boy	STAll this user wanted was a pepsi; just one pepsi.
BFThis user is gonna have a TV Party tonight.	This user is an omnivore.	This user drinks water.
The Good In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.	STAR WARSThis user would shoot Greedo first.	This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.
This user believes in the separation of church and state.	According to The Political Compass this user is: Economic Left (−8.5) and Social Libertarian (−8.46)	This user is male.
This user is against the war on drugs.	This user believes in logic.	r+mUser is a moderator at Rum and Monkey
ΔΤΔThis user is a member of Delta Tau Delta Fraternity.	DT This user is a Dark Tower Junkie.	This user enjoys the works of Isaac Asimov.
It never got WEIRD ENOUGH for this user.	This user adores the works of James Joyce and yes I said yes I will Yes.	This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.
This user is a supporter of the LGBTQ community.	$0.{\bar {9}}=1$This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.