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GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.
This user uses Windows Live Hotmail as a primary email service.
This user still remembers these.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
BASICThis user can program in BASIC.
batThis user can program in Batch.
C++This user can program in C++.
CThis user can program in C.
vbThis user is a Visual Basic programmer.
vb.net-0This person does not understand Visual Basic .NET (or does not want to program in it).
PHPThis user can code PHP.
JavaThis user can program in Java.
JavaMEThis user can program in JavaME.
WMPThis user contributes while using Windows Media Player.
osThis user uses an operating system.
This user once used DOS back in the day.
This user has experienced way too many blue screen(s) of death, and caused a few of them.
AYBThis user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."
This user likes to play strategy games on a computer.
This user puts OSes inside OSes with VirtualBox.
This user uses QEMU to run virtual machines and to emulate processors.
isoThis user supports isoHunt.
This user uses µTorrent.
This user contributes using Notepad++.
Guitar-1This user is a beginner guitar player.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
,This user has no opinion about the serial comma.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
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!!!
This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!
"…"!
US vs. UK
This user uses "logical quotation marks". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a nationalistic style issue!
This user knows basic
music theory.
This user plays the synthesizer.
This user remembers VHS. ±
This user does not smoke.

Laptop:

This user contributes using a laptop.
intel
Core
This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core 2 Duo microprocessor.
NvThis user has an Nvidia GeForce 8600M GS, and this user loves it!
This user has their display resolution set to 1280×800.
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!
This user uses Google Chrome.
MS OfficeThis person uses
Microsoft Office.
This user contributes using Windows Vista Home Premium.
7This user uses Windows 7.

PC:

This user contributes using a PC.
This user uses an AMD processor
DAMN!This user's computer is CRAPPY!
nThis user uses a nVidia {{{1}}} graphics card in their PC.
5.1
This user has a 5.1 channel surround sound speaker set-up for his/her computer.
≥10 This user contributes with a computer 10 years old or more.
This user has their display resolution set to 1024×768.
This user contributes using
Internet Explorer.
This user contributes using Microsoft Office.
This user uses Windows XP.

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This user is a hacker, or identifies with and promotes the hacker ethic.
This user is against DRM.
This user is interested in computer engineering.
Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.
This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.