Michael Creston (born December 25, 1992) is an American high school student and amateur writer whose philosophical opinions have been renowned as being on the same rank of greatness as Marcus Aurelius Simon and Garfunkel. His completely unremarkable poems and essays are generally marked by their appreciative descriptions of Nature and young ladies, coupled with effusive gushing and reflections on existential metaphysics in the vein of Kierkegaard and Nietzsche.
He is an infrequent editor of Wikipedia, assuming, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" in his contributions. As in general articles pertaining to his fields of interest are already very well-written his edits are usually minor. Subjects of interest to Creston include philosophy, religion and highbrow visual and performing arts (particularly painting, sculpture, classical music, opera and theatre).