Personal edit

 This user lives in Scotland.
 This user comes from Italy.
46This user is 46 years old.
 This user is a child at heart. He might have grown older, but he'll never grow up.
  This user was born during the reign of Elizabeth II and the premiership of Harold Wilson.  
 This user is an Aries.
 This user attends or attended University of Padua.
 This user scored 15,839 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 302223405).
 This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.
 This wikipedian is a
Citizen of the World
(Terra, ).
 
 
2
This user has set foot in 2 continents of the world.
 
24
This user has visited 24 of the 208 countries in the world.
  This user is a male contributor.
00:00This user uses 24-hour time.
27 April 2024This user supports International Date Format (day month year)
23This user's favorite number is 23.
1This user is monogamous.
 This user is monoamorous and expects his or her partner to be likewise.
sis This user has a little sister
 This user is of Hungarian ancestry.
 This user is of Italian ancestry.
 This user is right-handed.
 This user plays rugby union.
3This user's rugby union position is Tighthead prop. 
bss-3These users play the bass guitar at an advanced level.
 This user is interested in ghosts.
 This user is interested in tarot reading.
TEFLThis user is or was a teacher of English as a foreign language.
 This user teaches at a university or other institution of higher education.
 
As an English teacher, this user reads Wikipedia with a red pen in hand.
 This user works in Technical Support.
 
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This user is a translator from {{{1}}} to English on Wikipedia:Translation.
  +This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more.
 This user loves
The Beatles.
 
This user is a cat lover.
 This user dislikes
mosquitos.
 This user is dieting.
 This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
 Don't worry, Pluto, I'm not a planet either.
 This user enjoys overcast weather.
 This user loves the Autumn.
 This user enjoys siesta.
  WARNING! This user sleeps a lot.

Society edit

 This user believes that all men are created equal.
  This user considers the death penalty as a kill-in-law.
  This user supports Amnesty International.
 This user is interested in politics.
 This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
 This user identifies as a leftist.
 According to The Political Compass this user is:
Economic Left (−4.75) and
Social Libertarian (−6.05)
 This user doesn't like Nazis.
 This user deeply and utterly loathes people who deny the Holocaust.
 This user is against involuntary military service.
  This user believes that abortion should be legal but strongly discouraged.
This user is ambivalent about animal rights but thinks some people really take it too far.
  This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
  This user is pro-cannabis.
 This user strongly supports
strict gun control
.
     This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages, and is against any kind of gender restrictions.
  This user is straight but not narrow.
0This user ranks a 0 on the Kinsey scale.
MSFThis user supports Médecins Sans Frontières.
  This user is sick and tired of Religion's attempts to hijack government and wants stronger separation of church and state.  
 Just say NO to political correctness.
 This user supports the United Nations and opposes NATO. 
  This user believes that fighting for peace is akin to fucking for virginity.
 This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
 This user remembers VHS. ±
  This user enjoys reading almost anything.
 This user enjoys writing.
 This user writes short stories.
 This user enjoys comics.
 This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter.
 This user never wants to see the image on the left again.
  This user uses a
Shaving brush.
 This user is fascinated by body modification, but doesn't have any.ʰ 
  This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.
  This user believes that secret societies should be left in the schoolyard.

Computer edit

*This user can be found on many IM networks.
f
This user diligently maintains a facebook profile.
  This user uses Google Maps.
GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
 This user has a YouTube account.
 This user contributes using a laptop.
 This user contributes using a wireless connection.

Food edit

  This user is a carnivore.
 This user is dieting.
 This user loves
Italian cuisine
 
This user loves
Chinese cuisine.
 This user likes horses, especially on sandwiches.
  This user likes deer meat.
 This user loves pasta.
 This user prefers True Neapolitan Pizza.id2
 This user eats haggis.
 This user eats Sauerkraut.
 This user eats fish.
 This user eats shellfish
 This user eats cheese.
  This user loves blue cheese.
 Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream. To this user, there is no difference.
 This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive.
 This user eats Figs.
 This user believes that a tomato is biologically a fruit, but socially a vegetable.
 This user will eat fish raw.
Here fishy, fishy, fishy.
  This user eats sushi.
 This user loves paella.
 This user loves döner kebab.
 This user eats potatoes.
  This user loves...ghhhh...(STARTS DROOLING) Gggggghhh...roast....potatoes.......

Drinks (alcoholic and not) edit

 This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
 This user likes his coffee Ristretto.
 This user drinks alcohol.
21This user thinks that 21 units of alcohol a week is not enough.
 This user drinks
wines
 This user prefers Cork Stoppers.
 
This user drinks beer.
 This user prefers Belgian beer.
 This user drinks
GUINNESS
 Beer respects me.
 This user drinks Single malt whisky. Ahh...malt. 
 This user enjoys White Russians. (So does the Dude.)
 This user drinks cider.
MEADThis user drinks mead.
  This user drinks tap water regularly.
 This user drinks tea.
 This user drinks hot chocolate.
 This user drinks orange juice.
CokeThis user likes to drink Coke on occasion.
CThis user can't make up his mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both.P

History & Geography edit

 This user is interested in Irish history
 This user is interested in Scottish History
 This user is interested in the history of Italy.
 This user is interested in ancient monuments. 
 This user is interested in
ghost towns.
 This user is interested in flags and emblems.
 This user is interested in maps.
 This user is interested in politics.
 This user knows nothing about New South Wales.
 This user wants to visit Antarctica.

Music edit

 This user loves
The Beatles.
 This user is a Straw Man.
BeThis user is the Madhatter.
HGBThere exists a melody that might just change this user's mind.
15xDThis user knows about the Girth Giver
Iron MaidenThis user feels like running to the hills.
 This user enjoys heavy metal music.
IMThis user listens to Iron Maiden.
bss-3These users play the bass guitar at an advanced level.
Guitar-2This user plays guitar at an intermediate level.
 This user knows basic
music theory.
  This user believes Bagpipes are
underused and underappreciated.


 This user enjoys music by Johann Sebastian Bach.
 This user enjoys music by
Ludwig van Beethoven.
  This user wishes it wasn't the end.
Let it Be This user thinks you should just Let it Be.
The Beatles This user was Revolved.
Rubber SoulThis user's soul is made of rubber.
The Beatles This user still listens to the White Album.
  This user lives on a yellow submarine. +
MMTLike Mr. Bloodvessel, you can't pry this user from the Magical Mystery Tour.
Paul is DeadThis user buried Paul
 This user believes that the Paul is Dead theory was a complete waste of time.
 This user is The Walrus
 Here's another clue for you all. This user was Paul.
 This user is a member of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
  This user thinks that we should Come Together, right now, over me.
 This user has kaleidoscope eyes.
 This user wonders if you Want to know a Secret.
FoolThis user is The Fool on the Hill.
 This user wants to hold your hand
15xDThis user will deliver you from evil WITH A BULLET THROUGH THE HEAD
 This user is an Ed Head.
WYThis user likes the song "Wasted Years", by Iron Maiden.
2M
TM
This user likes the song "2 Minutes to Midnight", by Iron Maiden.
AHThis user likes the song "Aces High", by Iron Maiden.
FOIThis user likes the song "Flight of Icarus", by Iron Maiden.
PO
TO
This user likes the song "Phantom of the Opera", by Iron Maiden.
RT
TH
This user likes the song "Run to the Hills", by Iron Maiden.
RRThis user likes the song "Running Free", by Iron Maiden.
TTThis user likes the song "The Trooper", by Iron Maiden.
WThis user likes the song "Wrathchild", by Iron Maiden.
SThis user likes the song "Sanctuary", by Iron Maiden.
QueenThis user owns copies of all the Queen albums.
 Freddie Mercury takes this user's breath away.
 This user is a fan of Metallica.
  This user is still freewheelin’.
Bob Dylan This user travels like a rolling stone.
 This user is a fan of Johnny Cash
 This user's machine kills fascists.
Don McLeanA long, long time ago, this user can still remember how the music used to make them smile.
 
.30-06
Black crow 16 shells from a thirty-ought-six whittles
this user into kindlin'
  You can call this user Al.
 This user is a fan of Bruce Springsteen
 This user still rusts.
DTThis user is a fan of Dream Theater.
YESThis user is a fan of the band Yes.
When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.
HOTHThis user owns a copy of Led Zeppelin's Houses of the Holy.
This user's buying a
stairway to heaven.
DP This user burned the Montreux Casino to the ground.
 This User Has Been Thunderstruck.
DDD
DC
This user likes the song "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap", by AC/DC.
TNTThis user likes the song "T.N.T.", by AC/DC.
this user owns a copy of
 The Real Thing
FNMIt's in this user's face but this user can't grab it.
ALThis user listens to music by Weird Al
 This user listens to Frank Zappa.
   All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.
SR This user wishes Sebastian Bach was in Skid Row again.
 This user is interested in Alice Cooper.
JTThis user is thick as a brick.
ParanoidThis user wants you to "Occupy my Brain".
BÖCThis user says:
"Don't fear the reaper!"
This user sways to the Symphony of Destruction 
T M
B G

This user is your friend, he's not your only friend, but he's a little glowing friend, but really, he's not actually your friend.

MAGMAThis user is a fan of Magma and has a flawless Kobaïan accent.
BJThis user is livin' on a prayer.


RAINBOWThis user is the Man on the Silver Mountain.
KThis user is dust in the wind.
The DThis is not the greatest user in the world; this is just a tribute.
YYZThis user thinks "YYZ", by Rush is a crazy good song.
VNV This user beleives in
Victory Not Vengeance..
KoЯnThis user does not like Korn.
LPThis user does not like Linkin Park.
MCRThis user does not like My Chemical Romance.
SKThis user does not like Slipknot.
LBThis user does not like Limp Bizkit.

Art edit

 This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.


Games and sports edit

 This user is a Sudoku addict.
 This user has completed a 5k.
 This user plays rugby union.
3This user's rugby union position is Tighthead prop. 
 Argentina
This user supports
Los PUMAS
 Oh Flower of Scotland
This user supports
SCOTTISH RUGBY
 Bread of Heaven
This user supports
WELSH RUGBY
 This user is a backgammon player.
S1This user is a Scrabble player.
 This user plays table football, or "foosball".
User:Cliftonian/Templates/UBX/subbuteo
 This user prefers to play games on a laptop.
 This user plays the Xbox 360.
 This user plays all the Elder Scrolls games.
AYBThis user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."
 This user believes that video games are not as dangerous as parental ignorance of the rating system.
LIVE
This user plays on Xbox Live with the gamertag Cecil Ivanish.
 This user likes to play Role-playing games.
D&D This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.
CNThis user aligns
Chaotic Neutral
 
 This user plays basketball.
 This user is a volleyball player.
 This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes.
 This user plays eight-ball.
 This user couldn't care less about football.
DMThis user's football position is Defensive midfield. 
 This user is a fan of The Dead Man, The Undertaker.
 This user is a fan of
The World's Largest Athlete,
Paul Wight.
 This user is a fan of the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin.
SAVE_US
.222
This user asks did you break the code?

Books, literature, written media edit

  This user lives in a warren
on Watership Down.
  This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".
SKThis user enjoys the works of Stephen King.
DT This user is a Dark Tower Junkie.
 This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.
 This user enjoys the Lord of the Rings book and movie series.
  This user has been There and Back Again.
The Silmarillion This user not only likes The Lord of the Rings, but The Silmarillion as well.
 This user enjoys the works of
Isaac Asimov.
 This user is an admirer of Borges.
This user has received a message from an Epsilon Boötis probe
 This user has read the book of all hours
 
This user reads the horror works of the master H. P. Lovecraft.
 This user is interested in the Great Old One.
  This user is a fan of the Iliad.
  This user is a fan of the Odyssey.
 arma virumque cano -
this user is a fan of the Aeneid.
 This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen
DNA

This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

A This user is an Auror.
 This user is a member of the
Order of the Phoenix.
KV This user enjoys
the works of
Kurt Vonnegut.

22 This user wants to help Yossarian find Nately's Whore's Kid Sister.
ACThis user went and hanged himself, and then there were none...
 This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.
  Quoth this user, "Nevermore."
 This user knows who the true Father of Science Fiction is.
  This user likes his Martinis shaken, not stirred.
 This user thinks the book A Clockwork Orange is horrorshow.
HDMThis user loves His Dark Materials. And is Dusty too, by the way..
 This user thinks the Jeeves book series is top-hole, old bean!
 This user enjoys the dinners at Unseen University
7+1This user's favourite colour is octarine.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
DThis user reads Dilbert.
The Far SideThis user reads The Far Side.

Movies edit

 This user is opposed to regional lockout.
 This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.
RThis user loves horror films, but hates torture films.
 This user enjoys SF.
 This user is a fan of Quentin Tarantino's films.
 This user accepts the alias Pink.
Pulp FictionThis user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.
PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
BB This user is on a mission from God.
 This user is a Marxist of the Groucho variety.
  This user is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
 Viddy well, me brothers, this user gets a malenky bit sick when he/she hears the glorious, glorious 9th by lovely, lovely Ludwig Van.
  This user ate a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.


FCThis user does not talk about Fight Club.
 This user abides. 
  This user believes any answer I give will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat this user harder if I reverse myself.
 This user always respects
the Departed.
 Frankly my dear, this user doesn't give a damn.
The Good In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
KFPThis user knows that there is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.
 This user loved Across the Universe.
V This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!
Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...
  Whatever he does, this user won't fall asleep.
 Hello, McMarcoP. I want to play a game.
The Usual SuspectsThis user works for Keyser Söze.
Blade Runner This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made.
 This user knows
"...there is no spoon".
 This user took the Red Pill.
 This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best science fiction film ever made.
STAR WARSThis user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, considers the films to be a single work.
ID You don't need to see this user's identification.
STAR TREKThis user is a true Star Trek fan and thus considers Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Trek: Discovery, and the Star Trek reboot films to be noncanonical.TF

International travel edit

Lived in:

    (   )

Weeks to days:

              ( )                      

Hours:

       

Passed through:

       

Planning to go some day:

                          and many more...

Sorry I'll never go to:

   

Idea and layout inspired by Thryduulf who pilfered it from Dandelion1, who lifted it from Harro5, who took it from Salsb, who stole it from Guettarda, who borrowed it from White Cat, as seen on Calton's page and StuffOfInterest's page.

...and by the way... edit

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