Yeah, I have way too many userboxes, so? I am insane. And I am SUCH a Wikipediholic...

MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.
<html>This user can write HTML.
{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.
This user's IRC nick is MouseyCat on the server irc.freenode.net.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
FirefoxThis user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
XPThis user uses Windows XP.
This user contributes using a laptop.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
This user has been using userboxes for too long and constantly refers to herself as "this user".
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
This user loves userboxes.
:(This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
This user is an omnivore.
This user prefers eating pizza with extra garlic and cheese.
This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.
BAM! This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!
This user likes a little bit of food with their red pepper.
This user eats strawberries.
This user loves brownies.
This user drinks hot chocolate.
This user drinks chocolate milk.
This user enjoys reading fiction.
This user is a bibliophile.
This user enjoys reading Fantasy.
This user has or has yet to Journey to the Center of the Earth.
RThis user is a cross between a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin, so watch out, punkS
This user enjoys writing.
SagittariusThis user is a Sagittarius.
This user's Canada includes Québec.
This user comes from Ontario.
This user would like to wish you a happy Canada Day.
This user wants to wish you a Happy Canadian Thanksgiving.
This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
00:00This user uses 24-hour time.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
This user's time zone is EST.
Saint Bubba the Ball The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.
This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 2006.
This user scored score on the Are You a Wikipediholic Test.
This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit.
You just lost The Game.
This user enjoys chess.
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
This user is attacking you with all three dice.
cvg-2This user is an intermediate gamer.
This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
This user prefers to play games on a laptop.
This user plays Pac-Man.
RSThis user plays RuneScape.
laHic usor latine loquitur atque contribuere potest.
This user is interested in the ancient Celts.
SCAThis user is a member of the
Society for Creative Anachronism.
a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.
This user is interested in polyhedra.
?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.
1+1=10This user likes binary.
8+8=10This user likes hexadecimal.
Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626
=1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.
This user knows the Ultimate Answer.
This user loves problem solving.
This user is a musician.
This user plays their music in the treble clef.
This user knows intermediate
music theory.
This user plays the clarinet.
This user plays the recorder.
band-3This user likes The Arrogant Worms.
song-3This user's favorite song is "Canada's Really Big" by The Arrogant Worms.
This user enjoys classical music.
This user does not have an iPod, but wants one.
Eagle Nebula This user is interested in astronomy.
This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
This user prefers cold weather.
This user is a swimmer.
This user is interested in yoga.
BioThis user is interested in Bionicle.
This user's home is overrun with cats.
This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.
This user is a Lego enthusiast
NameThis user's name is Elisabeth.
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
ScotlandAlba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.
🇩🇪This user is of German ancestry.
This user is of multiple ancestries.
LH ←This user is a southpaw.
right-mindedThis user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds.
This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.
This user suffers from Coulrophobia.
Always be wary of the clowns.
This user has a heart condition.
This user is left-handed.
This user has a feeling that we're not in Kansas anymore.
TV-0This user has no television set.
TZThis user was once trapped in
The Twilight Zone.
STAR TREKMausy is a fan of Star Trek.ST
TrekThis user is a Trekkie or Trekker.
YWThis user loves the Young Wizards series and refuses to call Diane Duane anything but DD.
This user loves Wikipe-tan, the cutest personification of Wikipedia.
This user's favorite animal is the ring-tailed lemur.
This user never wants to see the image on the left again.
This user dislikes
mosquitos.
This user lives in Eastern Canada AND IS PROUD OF IT!
<3This user is head-over-heels in love.
風の谷の
ナウシカ
This user lives in the Valley of the Wind.
This user has been spirited away.
ID You don't need to see this user's identification.
Elder-2
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This user has an intermediate understanding of the Elder Futhark.