Yeah, this is just a pile of userboxes that sums me up.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
UKThis user uses British English.
TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.
fan-1This user is a fan of the comedian Lee Evans.
NWThis user plays NumberWang.
cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.
+This user enjoys playing retro games.
This user is opposed to regional lockout.
360This user plays the Xbox 360.
fan-3This user thinks that Gunstar Heroes is the best computer or video game ever made.
GoWThis user plays Gears of War.
MeThis user gives enemy spellcasters a headache with his/her mesmer in Guild Wars
This user is a college student.
ØThis user is a recluse.
This user is short-sighted.
This user is left-handed.
This user has brown eyes.
NameThis user's name is Adam.
Fantastic Brain This user can't stop thinking.
♂This user is male.
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
This user is proud to be British.
This user identifies as straight.
This user is an atheist.
TaurusThis user is a Taurus.
This user has too much time on their hands.
00:00This user uses 24-hour time.
fan-3 This user thinks that Fight Club (film) is the best film ever made.
This user thinks that Edward Norton is the greatest actor or actress of all time.
FC This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
This user accepts the alias Pink.
This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!
Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...
Woohoo!This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls!
Spider-ManThis user loves the Spider-Man film series.
300Tonight this user dines in hell!
OP8 This user is from Omicron Persei VIII.
o_OThis user is a moderate fan of anime.
^^This user is a moderate fan of manga.
アニメ
sub
This user prefers to watch
their anime subbed.
仮面This user is a Vizard.
デス
ノート
This user has a Death Note and writes in it constantly.
This user is an Akatsuki.
This user is a Rain Villager.
人柱力This user is a jinchūriki.
This user needs just one more userbox on their page!
Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!