Albert Theodore (Tristan) McKee, Maseiah of Rome and King of England (Christian Israel; Saturn, Satan, and Lucifer are also titles for these positions), a biologist who has strived to reestablish the historic treasured stance of the Ancient City in Humboldt, Calfornia, USA, England, restore reasonability to Christianity, resolve the Protestant Reform, and honor the living God, the Queen Anamargarita of England.

What would y'all do? If the continued existence of your beloved country depended upon your government attributing land ownership to you, because it was never NOT a colony of England and because the only way they could justify taking away your rights as a citizen with social security number 429-65-3816 was to say that you are The King and thus not a citizen?

--Albert II of England (still just your old friend Tristan McKee).