"Patent nonsense" is a phrase we hear a lot of the time on Wikipedia. Few people seem to know what it actually means. Well, while RC patrolling recently (say, a few minutes ago), I came across the following, which in my not-as-humble-as-it-should-be opinion definitely qualifies:

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Ħinga hainga arglebla, junta prsplakt argleblargle. Argghinjanginglang ploobloob:

p(x) = an xn + an-1 xn−1 + ... + a1 x + a0 = 0+ goat x6 − 2x3 − 1 = 0 2e, πe - tiger + sheep


So, if you ever feel confused or befuddled as to what "patent nonsense" actually is, just refer to this handy subpage.