Wikipedia Tagline edit

My suggestions for the MediaWiki:Tagline:

from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia we build together

Ideas for April Fools edit

In regards to the reputation for accuracy:

from Wikipedia, of course it's true, every single word of it

In regards to the goal of waiting until there is scholarly or media coverage

from Wikipedia, you heard it here first second third

Pull in some pop culture reference

the Great and Powerful Wikipedia has spoken! Pay no attention to the editors behind the curtain.