"There needs to be a word for those brief moments of clarity
where you realize how profoundly weird your life is.
"
--Jeph Jaques, Questionable Content

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 This user is male.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
30+This user is a tricenarian.
 This user is a software engineer.

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  This user is opposed to online censorship.
  This user believes that the meaning of life is to live a happy life.
  This user believes in logic.
 According to the political compass this user is Economic Left (-9.25) and Social Libertarian (-8.0).
 This user supports the Pirate Party.
libThis user is a liberal.
 This user values
neurodiversity.

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 This user is a Doctor Who fan.
Dr WhoThis user has been a
Doctor Who fan since the
Tenth Doctor.
10th
 This user reads webcomics.
Web This user has a website.
AddThis user is addicted to virtual communities.

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progThis user is a programmer.
js-4This user is an expert JavaScript programmer.
py-4This user is an expert Python programmer.
C-2This user is an intermediate C programmer.
C++-2This user is an intermediate C++ programmer.
asm-1This user is a beginning assembly language programmer.
C#-3This user is an advanced C# programmer.
Java-2This user is an intermediate Java programmer.
bash-2This user is an intermediate Bash programmer.
pas-1This user is a beginning Pascal programmer.
rb-1This user is a beginning Ruby programmer.
 
<html>This user can write HTML.
css-3This user is an advanced Cascading Style Sheets user.
{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.