WARNING: useless
My weird English spelling preferences
British American
maths math
post mail
trapezium trapezoid
defence defense
aluminium aluminum
cancelled canceled
I've got I've gotten
You've got to be kidding me ???
fulfil fulfill
ageing aging
centre center
football soccer
metre meter
civilisation civilization
organise organize
colour color
doughnut donut
yoghurt yogurt
grey gray
quid buck
concert programme concert program
in the US in the U.S.
Texas, US Texas, U.S.
Oxford, UK Oxford, U.K.
the US citizen the U.S. citizen
the UK blokes the U.K. blokes
ie no. i.e.
Have you ever Do you ever
I've just done that I just did that
11 May 2024 May 11, 2024
B1, 0F, 1F B1, 1F, 2F
'Putin uses the n-word.' "Putin uses the n-word."

There are two types of "I can't draw". I'm the third one: "Good god please stop don't draw anything ever again."

User:Deez Nutz was registered in 2006, seven whole years before Vine even existed. Truly ahead of his time.

Jimbo Wales himself recognizes Wikipe-tan as a community mascot! (ignore everything else in the link)

So, I scored 310 on the wikipediholic test, which is 141 points away from being a candidate for rollback rights...

August 29, 2022, surpassed Lowercase sigmabot III when searching "User:Lo" in the search box.

Editing under the influence quotes: "The puppeteer is to be a puppet of User:Xoni98 who has a" (Wikipedia:Sockpuppet_investigations/Xoni98/Archive#07 May 2022)

I can name 139 countries (excluding São Tomé and Príncipe, Nauru, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Palau, Kiribati, Grenada, Comoros, Vanuatu, etc.) in 15 minutes. I would like to give the people of those countries an apology.

The Five Horsemen of Ching Chong

As a Vietnamese person, I'm proud to have the privilege of saying: annamite, banana, buddhahead, cindo, chankoro, Charlie, chigga, chinaman, Chindo, ching chang chong, ching chong, chink, chinky, chonky, cina, cokin, coolie, dink, gook, gook-eye, gooky, guizi, kaew, laowai, mite, pancake face, pancake, pastel de flango, slant, slant–eye, slope, slopehead, slopy, slopey, sloper, ting tong , yellow, yuon, zip, and zipperhead.

Wanna know a secret? lol1VNIO is not very reliable as a recent changes patroller. Sometimes, he just says "fuck it" and skips an edit and move on to the next because its summary is too long to read! He even skips pages with a long string of consecutive edits made by one user, thinking "eeh, they probably know what they're doing. Someone else will notice if there's disruption." Such unreliableness!

Frequently[Sometimes] thought of but never asked questions edit

Are you sinophobic?
No. I always respect the elders; without the Chinese language, there would be no Vietnamese, and without France, there would be no easy-to-read alphabet in Vietnam.
Do you think Wikipedia is a reliable source?
In general, no: anyone can edit and stuff get changed very quickly all the time, which includes additions of unsourced content and pov-pushes. One exception can of course be made for genre changes in music infoboxes, as its definition is very vague and differs from person to person, not to mention WP:INFOBOXCITE. This makes it the least reliable content on the entire website. Article titles are the most reliable sources in my opinion because they're difficult to change and also get logged.
You don't like the "anyone can edit" practice?
I'm radically neutral on this but leaning support. I do anti-vandal stuff is a reason for my opposing view. For the supporting view, imagine a world in which no human being can freely share in the sum of all knowledge: we wouldn't have um... forget it, every page that comes to mind is protected. this.
What did you learn from becoming an editor?
I can't ignore maintenance tags anymore.
Have you ever vandalized before?
Yes.
Where do you live?


Have you come to realize that your responses in the second half of this FAQ are very short, almost as if you have given up the effort to reply and, instead, resorted to your attempt at verbosing the questions to look like a 🤓 but ultimately fail miserably and end up making a fool of yourself?
Yes
You're not funny.
That is not a question.
Fuck you!
Before you go, you do yourself a huge favor if you increment my userbox at User talk:lol1VNIO/Header.
May I copy your page?
Yes