Real Name: Jim Owens
Code Name: Lobocop
Directives: Serve the fraggin public, protect the innocent bastiches, uphold MY law!
Powers: Can outdrink, outsmoke, and out insult anyone alive. Possesses archaic knowledge on many subjects.
Known Weaknesses: Beer, cigarettes (preferably non filtered) and large breasts
Known Enemies: Common sense, decency, morality.
Quote: "I'M the MAIN MAN! If yas don't come with me in a quiet, peaceful manner, I'll bust your fraggin skull!"
Lobocop
05:08, 22 September 2007 (UTC)