User:Littleb2009/Templates

This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous.
Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

So, these are templates for various purposes.

All of the templates here should be substituted using {{subst:TEMPLATENAME}}.

You can use this page as an example template! Use the code {{User:Littleb2009/Templates}} This renders as:

Someone added a template here using the code {{User:Littleb2009/Templates}}.

Note: If this template is being used to vandalize a page, please check the edit history rather than blame User:Littleb2009.

Whacking

The original whacks are here. See Template:Trout for an example of a whack. Basically, these are for telling someone that they did something silly. (e.g. deleting the Main Page)

For whacking others

If you have been whacked

Warnings

For users who break the rules. The original warnings are here. But they're too boring. Of course, please use the original warnings in cases of real vandalism.

Vandalism (Users who delete content or add rude stuff intentionally)

Delmain (A set of templates for anyone who deletes the main page.)

Anti-Wikilove

Too much wikilove in this place. These are for posting on the talk pages of people who have received WikiLove. Thanks to Darwinbish for the idea. Also thanks to Bishapod for creating Darwinbish. Also thanks to Bishzilla for creating Bishapod. Also thanks to Bishonen for creating Bishzilla.

Anti-Kitten: User:Littleb2009/Templates/antiwikilove/antikitten

Use code {{subst:User:Littleb2009/Templates/antiwikilove/antikitten}}, which renders as:

Ow, ow, owwwwwwwwww! littleb2009 has taught your Virtual WikiKitten to bite you shrewdly on the ass and then claw your face! This should have made your day much better. Kittens are cute and have very sharp teeth and claws! Spread the goodness of these cute kittens by giving someone else a bitey and clawy kitten with {{subst:Kitten}} followed by {{subst:User:Littleb2009/Templates/antiwikilove/antikitten}}, whether it be someone you have had disagreements with in the past or a good friend.

Anti-Cookie: User:Littleb2009/Templates/antiwikilove/anticookie

Use code {{subst:User:Littleb2009/Templates/antiwikilove/anticookie}}, which renders as:

littleb2009 has stolen your {{cookie}}! The cookie made her happy and she'd like to give you a great big hug for leaving it where she could reach it. Spread the WikiLove by giving her 3 {{cookie}}s a day, unless you want her boys to pay you a visit.

Anti-Puppy: User:Littleb2009/Templates/antiwikilove/puppy-bite

Use code {{subst:User:Littleb2009/Templates/antiwikilove/puppy-bite}}, which renders as:

Oh no! littleb2009 has taught your puppy to bite you! Now, you have to get the rabies vaccine or risk dying of rabies. Puppies are sometimes cute, but have very sharp teeth! Spread these evil puppies by putting {{subst:User:Littleb2009/Templates/antiwikilove/puppy-bite}} on another user's talk page.