I have no qualms admitting I'm about as adept with Wikipedia as a flipper-less walrus playing Beethoven's 5th. In fact, I'm not too sure as to what those little buttons with the pretty pictures on them is all about...Frankly, in a moment of contemplating my mortality, I found it appropriate to create a wikipedia account. That, and my mother is a tiny ankle-biting Chihuahua that's been after me for months to get this abomination started.