I am a web developer. I will never die, I will only become obsolete.

For every time someone loads one of my projects,
Every time a page is loaded,
Every time a link is clicked,
Every time data is transferred from the webserver,
My blood, sweat, knowledge, and my soul are reborn.

I am a web developer.
If you use my poem, please give me credit for writing it.

I'm the Owner of Varus Online, and its a small business. My business. I've had a couple legal threats come from out-of-state (outside Maryland) which I find hilarious, because they were threatening to sue simply because of the fact that I don't have a business license for Varus Online. Seriously, I'm not selling any tangible products directly, what I do directly sell is the Varus Online Service. Yep. The Varus Online Service is the website. I'm a transsexual, in transition from male to female. You won't get my legal name unless you run a whois query on any of my company's seven domain names. Ask me for my name, and I'll say "Jessica Laurie H." because that's my chosen name -- who I really am inside this nasty male body. I don't wish to be an admin at any site other than my business ... that's stressful enough already. I'm an avid fan of the BeOS, its a little OS that's simply amazing. I love kitties, my family has 13 of them. I'm getting through my PHP books, reading every page, so I can get myself PHP Certified.

Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

Screw with my user page and I will hunt your ass down and report you for vandalism. Fixing my language, userboxes, and linkifying my user page is alright. No vandalism, please. That's not nice.

I live in: Earth -> Western Hemisphere -> Americas -> North America -> United States -> Texas -> Bexar County -> Converse.

Wikipedia Awards

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Current Projects

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Way too many. @.o

Recent Thoughts

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OH THANK YOU WIKIPEDIA! FUCKING THANK YOU! I just discovered an entire listing of open proxy IP addresses ON WIKI-FUCKING-PEDIA! Now to ask an admin if I can use it. (Done! Over 15,000 IPs banned from Varus Online)

My Wikipedia

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Various thingies I've done on Wikipedia.

Pages I Made

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Pages I Have Edited

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Pages I Commented On

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NPOV Disputes I Have Started

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