Kingoftheworld134

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

fr-2Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

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theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

Ain't

This user believes that ain't is a proper word to use in place of a contraction of a verb and a pronoun. Ain't that right?

snkThis user says either sneaked or snuck.

to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

whoThis user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?

which
thatThis user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

than
thenThis user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

EH?This user is obsessed with Canadian slang.

. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex

This user prefers the cereal comma.

its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

"...,"For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."

ANAL 5This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.

Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

USThis user uses American English.

This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.

AIM-4Dis d00d has a near-native understanding of da IM me! wordz!!!!!1111 :p

This user believes that cats are NOT food.

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This user has a pet dog.

PET DOGThis user is happy to have a pet dog.

This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs.

This user owns one or more dogs.

This user is a Pomeranian lover.

This user keeps pet fish.

This user does not eat fish, even if they have fins and scales.

This user is a Betta owner.

This user dislikes
mosquitos.

This user prefers
jumping out of a plane
to landing in one.

No LicenseThis user doesn't have a
driver's license.

This user loves the Lamborghini Gallardo.

ZThis user loves this Nissan 350Z.

Ninja stars rock!!!

Ninja stars rock!!!

This user is interested in computer engineering.

Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

Don't be evil

This user would be lost without Google.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell.

This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user still remembers these.

This user has no cell phone.

This user's mobile phone and data services provider is Bell.

This user uses the freeware AVG virus scanner.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user uses Windows XP.

This user is penguin powered.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user loves pizza.

This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE!

This user eats candy corn.

This user likes Ice cream.

This user bleeds hot chocolate.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

This user loves A&W Root Beer

GAME	This user won "the Game".

You just lost The Game.

GAMEThis user plays "the Game".

This user enjoys chess.

This user settled Catan.

S₁This user is a Scrabble player.

This user enjoys playing poker.

This user enjoys playing blackjack.

This user plays Gin Rummy.

This user does not play Yu-Gi-Oh!

AYBThis user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."

This user is addicted to video games.

cvg-5This user is a professional gamer.

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This user prefers the Wii and the Xbox 360 over the PlayStation 3.

This user prefers the GameCube and PlayStation 2 over the Xbox.

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable.

This user prefers the Original DS over the DS Lite

This user plays online using the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection.

This user prefers the Wii.

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.

This user didn't do it!!

HIGH SCORE

This user will beat your high score.

This user plays Guitar Hero on easy.

Link	It is written: only Link can defeat 4Kids Entertainment

This user is still alive.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

This user is interested in the Vietnam War.

This user knows that there IS NO EXIT.

This user does not like socklessness.

The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain.

This user remembers VHS. ±

This user is an art lover.

This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.

XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

This user makes short movies in their free time.

This user enjoys photography.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user enjoys heavy metal music.

This user listens to free music.

This user enjoys going to the sauna.

This user is a swimmer.

This user enjoys camping.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user is skeptical of anthropogenic global warming.

This user does not smoke.

This user is a Lego enthusiast

This user loves the Summer.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

School

This user doesn't like school.

WIB?This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?

This user spends most of her free time thinking about random things...

This user likes icons like this.

This user is a professional zombie hunter.

This user is madly in love with Canadian girls.

This user loves to go camping.

This user's favorite direction is right.Right

This user loves someone who doesn't know this user exists.

This user believes in magic

This user loves the 1980s and participates in the 1980s retro movement

BBFCThis user is rated PG.

1+1=3?This user does not understand mathematics.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

This user knows how to
Find X.

This user reads between the lines.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

xkcdThis user is a reader of the xkcd webcomic.

C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

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GThis user does not like Mondays.

This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet...

This user thinks Steven Spielberg is the greatest director of all time.

ND	This user voted for Pedro.

NDThis user is
pretty good with a bo staff.

ND	This user caught you a delicious bass.

This user recognizes that Jason Bourne is a much better spy than 007.

They should have left this user alone.

This user is an Indiana Jones fan.

SBSPThis user is a goofy goober.

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

This user is serious. And don't call them "Shirley".

This user is very excite!.

This user farts in your general direction.

This user will send you back to the future.

This user lives by the Pirate code: “Take what you can, and give nothing back!”

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

Star
WarsThis user supports the Rebel Alliance.

This user owns these lightsabers.

This user will be back.

TDKThis user wants to know, "Why so serious?"

YouThis user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time magazine.

This user has a television set.

This user prefers cable television over satellite television.

HD	This user thinks the world is amazing in 10 HD.

>_<This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).

4Kids…

This user is not very fond of 4Kids. Actually, let me rephrase that…

デス
ノートThis user has a Death Note and uses Wikipedia to research names for it.

(•_*)

This user does not BELIEVE IT!!! at all, and never will!

.hack// 黄昏の 腕輪伝説

This user has a limited edition .hacker avatar.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

This user is a drummer.

This user does not enjoy Gospel music.

This user needs more cowbell.

This user wishes it wasn't the end.

DP	This user knows that Discovery is the greatest album in existence.

PGThis user owns a copy of Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti.

KEAThis user owns a copy of Metallica's Kill 'Em All.

IUThis user owns a copy of Nirvana's In Utero.

TWThis user owns a copy of Pink Floyd's The Wall.

  All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.

QueenThis user owns a copy of The Game.

LDThis user is a fan of Lemon Demon.

This user loved Michael Jackson.

This user is going off the rails on a crazy train.

MUSE	This user is a fan of Muse.

Arrogant Worms

This user's country has rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks and... water!.

IMThis user likes the song "Iron Man", by Black Sabbath.

hbfsThis user works it harder, makes it better, does it faster, makes us stronger

WttJThis user likes the song "Welcome to the Jungle", by Guns N' Roses.

This user is the one, they like all our pretty songs, and they like to sing along, and they like to shoot their gun.

This user strongly supports
strict gun control.

PC-0This user is politically incorrect.

All this user is saying is give peace a chance.

Don't worry, Pluto, I'm not a planet either.

This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.

This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.

This user did not participate in the Earth Hour event.

Calvin

This user enjoys sports where the rules are always changing.

This user just LOVES to cycle!

This user enjoys skiing.

This user is an advanced skier or snowboarder.

This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes.

This user plays nine-ball.

This user enjoys playing darts.

†This user survived Catholic school!

This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons.

This user is best described as Chaos walking on 2 legs.

This user smiles frequently.

:(This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.

...At any given moment, this user is likely to be bored, hungry, or sleepy.

no
long
wordsThis user is
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic

This user is nEurOtic.

This user suffers from Coulrophobia.
Always be wary of the clowns.

:)This user is an optimist.

This user has asthma.

This user is near sighted.

This user is right-handed.

This user has blond hair.

This user has Hazel eyes.

This user can lick his/her own elbow.

This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user is an explosive.

This user can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me.

This user has donated blood 0 times.

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.Existent

This user is a male.

This user comes from Canada.

sis	This user has an older sister.

broThis user has an older brother.

This user is the proud parent of 0 children.

This user is uncertain of their sexuality.

This user is single.

This user sometimes wishes that he/she were British.

This user says "Thank You" to Canadian Soldiers and Veterans. We Will Remember Them.

This user supports the
Canadian Armed Forces

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!

This user advocates personal belief but does not support organised religion.

This user is interested in ghosts.

☯This user is interested in Karma.

This user is interested in luck.

This user would be perfectly fine with humanity if it weren't for all those people.

This user is a bright.

This user prefers warm weather.

This user loves sunny days

This user would like to wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

This user would like to wish you a happy Canada Day.

This user would like to wish you a happy Halloween.

This user does not care about real versus artificial Christmas trees.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

This user is an Aries.

This user was born in the Year of the Tiger.虎

This user is easily distracted.