DGAFThis user can't be arsed, and hopes some day you will join them.
No LicenseThis user doesn't have a
driver's license.
This user is a car enthusiast.
This user is a gearhead.
This user loves
Alfa Romeo.
This user takes
Public Transport
because they have to!
This user is interested in
science.
This user is interested in astronomy.
This user knows that space is the future.
This user refers to the Moon by its proper Latin name, Luna.
This user refers to The Sun by its proper Latin name, Sol.
This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
Don't worry, Pluto, I'm not a planet either.
This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.
This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.
This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?
This user finds dihydrogen monoxide highly toxic.
This user has the knack.
This user has a keen interest in physics.
?This user follows their own political ideals.
Politics: from Poli (Greek) meaning many and Ticks (English) meaning blood sucking creatures.
This user believes that liberal democracy is the only legitimate form of government.
This user believes that movie stars and celebrities should stick to what they're good at, not become politicians.
This user despises all dictators.
This user does not trust politicians who condemn CEOs while living like one with other people's money.
This user supports the use of nuclear energy.
This user does not hug trees.
This user doesn't like Nazis.
This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often.
"No smoking" sign with text This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
This user does not trust politicians who praise public schools while sending their own children to private schools.
This user is a masculist.
This user is a masculinist.
This user knows the mainstream media is just a brainwashing tool.
Proud to be Australian.    
This user is interested in Europe.
This user is interested in Italy.
This user
has a pulse.
DNA

This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

This user knows that the answer is 42.
This user is a Bibliophile.
DON'T PANICThis user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.
This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
This user knows The Question to the Ultimate Answer, but isn't going to tell you.
This user is the Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe. Seven times running.
6×9=42This user jokes in base 13.
This user's drinks kill cows at a hundred paces.
One
Ring
This user stole the Precious. It's ours and we wants it!
ScorpioThis user is a Scorpio.
This user's favorite article can be seen here.
This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.
This user sometimes or always feels useless on wikipedia.
This user is standing behind you.
UBXThis user has way too many userboxes
This user is a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet.
Like Her Majesty, this user is frequently amused.
This user's pixels are converging due to a negative ion density; hardware or software problem?
This user commands Stormtroopers (and hates when they disobey)
id1This user doesn't care...id2
This user is proudly made from 100% recycled matter
o.OThis user is weird
This user is NOT a Nexus-6
This user is not a dragon but will probably be one in his next life
This user presents high risks of Biohazards
This user is a Smurf Commander
This user is convinced zebras are horses in disguise.


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There are
10
types of people: those who read binary and those who don't.
This user is not wearing any pants.
This user's care factor is zero!
This user loves chickens.

This user has never been to Fucking Austria


BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
This user stands under 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall.
This user remembers the
Holocene Epoch
lang-0This user cannot read or write any languages. Assistance is required.
This user is old enough
to know better!
sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.
This user likes to sleep.
My local professional sports franchise can beat your local professional sports franchise!
Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.
This user knows that their user page is a mess, and likes it that way.
Your company's logo goes here.This user has decided to sell out to corporate sponsorship. Sorry!
This user is happy.
PWNIf you pwn someone once a day, join the club.
CThis user doesn't design many userboxes. But if they did, they'd probably be the best userboxes in the world!
This user is a mammal.
Spell Dis usa iis veri goot att speling
?!?!?Fasd weea dsdfi fdpsor? Asopsd aoqws! Qaps swifnt fdsorapora?!
This user supports People Eating Tasty Animals.
This editor is here at the behest of the Secret Chiefs.
This userbox was put here by mistake.
This user absolutely detests small flies that attempt to enter ears.
This user thinks the aliens forgot their probe
This user is just waiting for someone to try to delete this userbox


This user is an unskilled worker, and damn good at it.
????This user is clueless about everything.
This user likes jokes and humor.
This user likes stupid pictures
This user likes stupid signs
This user hates @#$%@#^&@§¡¿•&$@#$ψπ!@#$%&*ʘ vandals!
This user enjoys biting newbies and vandals, and you are next.
BLOCKThis user is not blocked from editing Wikipedia, but would like to be some day.
I buzz in your ears.
WORNEENG! TIs USr dOs NOt kNow Hw tO maeKe A yusEr bOks! (NOr tyPe.)
This user can get online. Did you know that?
I roundhouse kicked the Bermuda Triangle when it was still a square and made it a triangle.
DAMN!This user's computer is CRAPPY!
This user farts in your general direction. This user also believes that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
This user believes they're smarter than Albert Einstein. Please feel free to kick them.
This user is easily distracted.
This user is an advanced toilet user.
RDNon cogito ergo usorarcam sum.
Help!
I'm suffering from extreme
userbox overload.
Don't make me press the self destruct button (and trust me, I'll do it!)


Saint Bubba the Ball The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.
Who said politics wasn't violent?
This user knows how to
Find x.
FoundX
Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...
This user knows too much.
"So many userboxes, so little space."
This user is a scary Ghost.
If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!
This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.
It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.
huh
?
This user doesn't know what the hell they are doing.
Burrito ergo sum I fart, therefore I am.
This user has a Lame Password.
☹ This user believes that anyone who thinks Wikipedia is an unreliable source should continue their quest to find a better website.
This user is confused by every aspect of life, including their own confusion.
7/0 =This user believes that math is broke.ERROR
This user is mortal.
abcThs usre haz verry goode spelng.


This user used to live on Earth, but didn't like it much, so they left.
This user likes to watch colorful tennis balls bounce up & down.


This user enjoys watching pointless animations.
This user has nibbled
The Donut of DOOM
Warning!This user is on Dialysis and is missing a leg!
DGADThis user doesn't give a dern.
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
This user strongly believes Chuck Norris has a third fist in his beard!
This user is a Wikipediholic but somehow survived the Wikipedia blackout
9.8 m/s2This user is often touching the floor, because gravity has too much of an effect on them.
lavaThis user tries not to touch the floor... because they often think that the floor is lava!!
It sucks to be this user.
This user owns a Casio F91W, and therefore is potentially a terrorist.
This user is super lazy and likes to vandalize Wikipedia. Please block this user.
Kitten, with meme phrase, "No more drama!"This user does not like teh dramah.
LOLThis user does recognise the pun inside their username.
This user supports the right to arm bears.
PINGAS!!!snooPINGAS usual I see!
This user is a certified whack-job, who does not know how to use userboxes!


This user finds Wikipedia's policy of putting the first word in the article title as uppercase and the subsequent words as lowercase kind of funny... Hee hee hee hee...
This user's anxiety level is at 100% because their psychiatrist told them that they have every psychological disorder in all the DSMs combined. Excuse them while they kiss the toilet.
This user is very lazy. Please feel free to do their work for them.
This user believes penguins will rule the Earth!
????This user would be pleased to laugh at review your steaming pile nice article.
This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons.
This user could make it to the last level in the Fear Test! Could you?


User:Sillybillypiggy/userboxes/!

This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.
No you can't If you think that you can do the can-can better than I can, then you probably can.
Beer respects me.
This user thinks that marriage is the main reason for divorces.